shut up and dance with me.

Hiiiiii. I'm Harry, part of this band called One Direction. They play our music on the radio sometimes .x

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉️ Nutcase C.

C: Are you even sure that he's a cat person? Cause we all know you are.

H: He's an animal person, that's good enough. He's just as cute around cats as dogs.

H: And all sane people are cat people.

[sstyles]

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[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉️ Nutcase C.

C: Harry

C: Please tell me you haven't done it yet.

H: Why not? Wouldn't it be a great late combined birthday-christmas present?

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉️ Nutcase C.

H: Would it be irresponsible or just funny if I were to adopt a pet without telling Louis beforehand?

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

L: As if my lips would want to touch anything else. Years we wasted, years..

L: Of course you would. What if it says Babycakes?

H: I would hope not. We have a lot of catching up to do, sweetums.

H: Or just a big 'I ❤️ Harry Styles'?

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

L: That's true. She's a lot less boring than E. as well. At least I don't have to kiss her.

L: I can't help it with how fast it all is. I hardly got a chance. What if it says 'Property of H.S.'.

H: Leave all the kisses for meeee. Since I actually know I get them this time, with less lovesick moping.

H: I would be completely behind that, in every sense of the word.

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

L: I know. I'm sorry you have to see this again.

L: You already own it what more do you want?

H: Hey, don't worry about it. It's not nearly as bad as last time. And I know that no matter what, I'm the lucky one that gets to call you boyfriend. It could definitely be worse.

H: Well, you know, having Twitter tell me before you did is a but upsetting. It would be a nice thing to make up for it.

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

L: Said boyfriend could have just gone with me. That way I wouldn't have to keep using snapchat either.

H: You know I would have if I could.

H: Speaking of snapchat, I hope you got my name on your bum. That would be proper romantic.

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

L: I'll just stop replying.

H: Heeeeyyyyy, don't you dare. The least you can do when you ditch your boyfriend to fly across the sea is reply to his texts. It's all a matter of manners, Louis.

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

L: You're going to pretend as if you were in the dark about this? Is that how we play it now?

H: That's the general idea.

[harryisnothipster]

Text ✉ Home

H: So a new tattoo, hmm?

[louisofallwisdom]

Few days into the break and I’m quite certain I’ve already gone through the entire dvd collection, which is a feat since it’s two combined. So that means there’s still 361 days left, yeah? Suppose I should start buying more books and games then.

[harryisnothipster]

Or you could attempt to do something productive, Lou. That way there will still be movies left to watch a few months from now.

[thecrusso]

It was really nice to have the opportunity to see another set of my friends get engaged today. Even better, it was extremely flattering to be asked if I could be a bridesmaid for the lovely bride-to-be. I haven’t got a clue what that necessarily entitles, but honestly, there’s only one thing I’m dreading besides having to try on a multitude of dresses. If I’m asked once more at a wedding when my turn is, I’ll be sure to lose it. Keep an eye on the World News these next few months. If there’s a story about a bridesmaid that lost her sanity, it was mostly likely me. 

[harryisnothipster]

Is it going to turn into one of those “always the bridesmaid, never the bride” things?

[obvscara-blog]

Would it make you feel better if I followed several of those update twitter counts? Then, I would know where you were almost every minute of the day. It’s not my fault that it seems you lot are in a different country everyday. You know, I’m not even going to try to defend myself there. It’s quite true, after all, Louis is far more nicer to me than you ever were to me.

[harryisnothipster]

Yes, it would. Then it would actually seem as if you were at least trying to appear interested in your friend’s life. From now on  that won’t be happening as much though, with the hiatus having started and all. Does that please you enough, oh-ye-mighty? Louis is always nice. Well, at least to those who deserve it. 

[actorharry-blog]

x

[harryisnothipster]

Text || Harry

Niall: I saw this rumour about Gigi and someone else... and it pissed me the fuck off.

Niall: No one else is staying positive about it, mate :(

Haz: You should know better than to believe in rumours by now, mate. Most of the time they're complete shit.

Haz: The only one who doesn't think we'll come back is you, you know.

[harryisnothipster]

Text || Harry

Niall: Nah, not really. I don't really fancy everyone knowing my personal business, even though it probably won't matter anymore.

Niall: Not after tonight.

Niall: I don't think it's going to be a hiatus, H. I think it's over.

Haz: So do you want to tell me what the tweet was all about?

Haz: That doesn't sound very positive.