some legends are told

Oi oi oi! i'm louis, part of one direction. i do some other things. hit me up! "just let it be, why don't you be you and I'll be me"

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ L. Tomlinson

Z: happy birthday

L: Unexpected.. But thank you.

[louisofallwisdom]

Happy birthday, the most amazing and beautiful boyfriend anyone could ever wish for. You never fail to make me indescribably happy and I keep finding new things to fall in love with. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life by your side, Lou. I love you.

Have I told you how fantastic you are? I'm so glad I can spent it at home with you and the family. I love you so much.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ Home

H: Leave all the kisses for meeee. Since I actually know I get them this time, with less lovesick moping.

H: I would be completely behind that, in every sense of the word.

L: As if my lips would want to touch anything else. Years we wasted, years..

L: Of course you would. What if it says Babycakes?

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ Home

H: Hey, don't worry about it. It's not nearly as bad as last time. And I know that no matter what, I'm the lucky one that gets to call you boyfriend. It could definitely be worse.

H: Well, you know, having Twitter tell me before you did is a but upsetting. It would be a nice thing to make up for it.

L: That's true. She's a lot less boring than E. as well. At least I don't have to kiss her.

L: I can't help it with how fast it all is. I hardly got a chance. What if it says 'Property of H.S.'.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ Home

H: You know I would have if I could.

H: Speaking of snapchat, I hope you got my name on your bum. That would be proper romantic.

L: I know. I'm sorry you have to see this again.

L: You already own it what more do you want?

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ Home

H: Heeeeyyyyy, don't you dare. The least you can do when you ditch your boyfriend to fly across the sea is reply to his texts. It's all a matter of manners, Louis.

L: Said boyfriend could have just gone with me. That way I wouldn't have to keep using snapchat either.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ A+ Tomlinson

G:I'm afraid that's not possible, but we can stop talking about it. Even if it was fucking hilarious.

L: It's hardly half of the truth.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ Home

H: That's the general idea.

L: I'll just stop replying.

[louisofallwisdom]

Texts ✉️ Blossom

Cara: I get it. I fucked up, yet you're defending someone who is doing the exact same thing that I did. Or please tell me if I'm in the wrong about this one too.

Louis: Cara. You're so far off you're not even on earth anymore.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ Home

H: So a new tattoo, hmm?

L: You're going to pretend as if you were in the dark about this? Is that how we play it now?

[missperriewinkle-blog]

I don’t know, I didn’t keep pay much attention to them. Are you kidding? You lads doing History was one of the most emotional things I’ve ever seen, with the slideshow in the back and whatnot. But yes, absolutely. I’m sure the girls would be over the moon about that. I think I’ll just be at home with my family, seeing everyone and getting some quality time down. What about you, then? Any grand birthday plans?

[louisofallwisdom]

It was genuinly gross to stand next to, the odour hit me nose like a wall. It was hard to keep breathing. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t shed a few tears backstage. I never expected it to be that emotional. We need to work on this, it’d be sick. We could even make it an original song, write together. That sound absolutely pleasant. I suppose so, I haven’t heard much about it yet. They’re keeping me in the dark as usual. It’ll run the surprise. Or so they say.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ A+ Tomlinson

G: Doesn't make you any less talked about.

G: Especially since the little outburst about #harrytops

L: Yeah... can we forget about that?

[thebetterhadid-blog]

You know, just the old cliche story of having someone once considered a friend turning into some blabbermouthed trash. It could be a teen movie, really.

[louisofallwisdom]

If they’re like that, you obviously don’t need them in your life. You deserve better than that, babe.

[louisofallwisdom]

Texts ✉️ Blossom

Cara: You're clearly up Gigi's arse so why is it so wrong of me to be the same? But you'd be surprised what happens when you find yourself being pushed away by your supposed best friend. You have to find other people.

Louis: Oh really? I should be surprised what happens when a supposed best friend pushes you away. If I recall correctly, they pushed people away to fuck someone who cares about no one's feelings.

[louisofallwisdom]

Text ✉ A+ Tomlinson

G: I'm not. I'm actually curious about how one of the most talked about couples in the Twittersphere is going to spend their first real break in five years.

L: We're not exactly a couple to the outside world, Gigi.

[louisofallwisdom]

Texts ✉️ Blossom

Cara: If you're looking for an apology, I can hardly apologize for Cai making a simple joke AND Gigi taking it out of proportion. Gigi decided to turn it back around and insult Cai instead. So Cai isn't the only one in the wrong here, babes.

Cara: I could ask you the same. When did Gigi become someone you work to protect?

Louis: A simple joke or an insult are clearly two very different things. Insulting the person someone's with is never the proper way to go about. Gigi had every right to take it out of proportion. And I never said Gigi wasn't in the wrong, but clearly Cailin baited her. Even you would have taken that bait. But I suppose you're living up her arse now.

Louis: You know very well Gigi and I have been growing closer as friends. Except I don't suddenly call someone 'my person' over night.

[missperriewinkle-blog]

Being back on the X Factor stage is never going to stop being emotional, is it? As well as how it’s never going to stop being one of the most exciting things ever. All in all, it was a good finale and I’m exceptionally proud over the lovely 1D performance, that just seems to keep getting better.

This means it’s almost Christmas though.

[louisofallwisdom]

Bit disturbing to see Simon’s sweaty titties though, gotta say. Your performance had me shaking me arse left to right, it was absolutely amazing. I still vote on a collab one day, I’m making it a rule that it has to happen. What are you going to do for Christmas then, love?