✞ j o s e p h ✞

j o s e p h   a.   h a r t 25 single christian social worker

[hartjoseph]

iMESSAGE → JOE 💗

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Jet: Okay. Just avoid using peanuts.

Joe: Great! I'm so excited, Jettie!

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iMESSAGE → JOE 💗

Jet: You don't have to. I could always pick up something from BreadstiX.

Joe: I want to Jettie, so let me.

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nyadawilde:

Tell that to daddy dearest and his loyal group of Bible thumpers, and they’ll beg to differ. They all have some wicked interpretation of how the verses should be taught. It’s just taken me this long to realize how ridiculous some of my former beliefs were.

Obviously you can, but it’d be a super jerk thing to do, and immature too. At least you’re thinking about the future. I have to admit, I’m totally impressed by your open arms policy or whatever. It’s cool that you’re wanting to make a difference for someone who might not ever get another chance. If you think that helping raise a problematic kid that no one else wants is how you wanna do your service to our Heavenly Father, then so be it. I, for one, couldn’t possibly do something like that. I’ll have my fair share of giving back, though, I’m sure.

Well... yes, they were. I never wanted to say anything, to not offend you. I guess, just try and respect your dad’s but don’t let it change you. 

Well, it’s not always easy because we do have children that are so traumatized by their parents or the system that are very, very hard to handle. I understand both sides but the children are just devastated by it. Well, I wouldn’t describe teenagers and children with disabilities as problematic, per se but yes, that is how I feel I should serve God and society. You can serve society in other ways, not everyone is meant to be a foster parent.

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iMESSAGE → JOE 💗

Jet: Tomorrow around 6PM.

Joe: I'll make us dinner. Do you have any allergies or preferences?

[gleerpconfessions]

Never had the pleasure to roleplay with a Joe before, but @hartjoseph is without a question the best Joe Hart out there.            

[hartjoseph]

Look at this! Thank you to whoever ‘confessed’ this!

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brittany-lopezpierce:

Did he wear leather jackets and sunglasses?

Do you think Jesus rose up from the death? What if he’s still walking around somewhere but as a different person? I think you should study that. Maybe we’ll get some surprising answers.

No, but he just was cool.

Well, he resurrected but that isn’t the same as rising up from the death.

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iMESSAGE → JOE 💗

Jet: Good news. I found a reasonably priced ticket.

Joe: Yey! When are you arriving here?

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jetfabray:

Social media has a further reach than television these days and attaching a real person to your ads instead of actors makes everything more personal. Thanks. If you ever need anything, I’d be more than willing to help out. Free of charge.

Great. Guess it’s time to look into roundtrip tickets.

Once the process is complete how many children will you be taking in?

It’s not bad. Just different, is that your exclusive nickname for me?

Well, with some generations. The very young and the elderly aren’t easily reached with social media but you’re right, a whole lot of people are. Well, maybe when my organization is a bit bigger, I could use some help.

Yes, please do. I can’t wait to see you again, Jettie.

Well, I only have one spare room, so I’d say just one. You need one room per child, so I can’t take in more than that. I hope to get a child with special needs or a teenager, a kid no one wants to take in. 

Yes, I am claiming it.

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the-one-photographer-quinn:

Well… I think you have to get better ideas for dates, to be honest, Joe. But, you were great, you don’t have to be embarrassed. You will find someone, someday, I know it.

I mean, yes but I’m just saying... that is literally to closest thing to a date I ever want; I wasn’t talking about that being a date, Quinn because well, it wasn’t but uhm... don’t you remember? What... happened? 

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the-one-photographer-quinn:

Let’s just hope that person won’t end up being gay.

Uhm yes, because I’m not planning on any trasitions any time soon.

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the-one-photographer-quinn:

I will be visiting Lima during December, for Christmas with my mom. I will love to take some pictures of you but… That was kind of… A weird request. In any position I want? What did you mean? I started writing back in YALE, when I was studying acting, I decided to take Creative Writing too, and Photography, so, I decided to try out, why not, right? Just a youtube series. Let’s see how it goes.

It was just a joke, Quinn. I didn’t mean anything inappropriate.

Oh, that is very cool. I can’t wait to see it if it’s ever made.

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brittany-lopezpierce:

Thanks, Joe. You’re like a super-cool Jesus.

But then you get different interpretations, right? How do you know which one is correct? I have actually seen two male lions making out in the zoo. That while I have never seen two straight lions making out. Us gays are slowly taking over the normal world and animal-world. It wouldn’t surprise me if there are gay aliens as well.

Jesus is already cool, but thank you.

Well, I just reflect on it.  pray about it, I read a lot of different interpretations. Eventually, you have to follow your heart in those things. Well, I am not gay so it’ll take a few generations. 

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jetfabray:

I’m no stranger to sleeping on a sofa.

Perks of not working a regular nine to five. In a nutshell, my job involves working with brands to help advertise their products through my various social media platforms. I’m still in the beginning stages of getting my name out there, growing my platform, and networking which is why I haven’t traveled much recently. But I’ve weighed out all the factors, leaving for a few days shouldn’t hurt anything. As long as I have a couple hours in the morning to respond to emails and whatnot. Oh, no. Her alias should be changed from church girl to gold digger. It’s obvious she has hidden motives. I guess this means you’re pretty serious about becoming a foster parent, the last we spoke this was just an idea. You’ve been looking into it? 

When something speaks to me, then I’ll do it. Jettie? That’s new.

Oh, that’s a very interesting. I didn’t know that was an actual job. I’m glad that you enjoy it though and I think you’re the perfect person for that job. If I ever have anything to advertise, I’d call you. You can have as much time as you want, I have wifi and everything.

Yeah, I think she is a gold digger which is why I don’t want to be with her. I am really serious. Well, I work with CPS I know quite a lot about the process but I’ve had pre-parenting classes and I really want to do this. I am going to file all the paperwork in November. Then it shouldn’t take too long, because well, my colleagues can speed up the process a tiny bit. 

Don’t you like it?

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bradleyjackson:

Right, that’s a better idea. Otherwise it would have just been more confusing right? Also sorry dude, it’s been a long time since I’ve been anywhere near a Bible. Good to hear, man. I’ve been good, working and before you ask yes, I have been volunteering to help out with that foster place you told me about in LA.

It’s alright, I realize not everyone is as familiar with the Bible as I am. 

That’s amazing to hear, Bradley. I am very happy to hear that you’re still doing that. 

So you just work and volunteer? That is a little... meager, no?

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dapperbroadwayblaine:

Yes I’m all right and no its not the baby, Its just something I found out that was shocking is just all. 

Oh... well, if you just need to talk to someone who won’t judge, you can talk to me.

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jetfabray:

Does that mean you’d be willing to house me as well? My bank account has been crying recently due to all the withdraws. Adulting may be easy, but it sure is expensive. If you could house me, then I would be able to make the trip sometime this week. Back up, tell me more about this girl from church. Well, that could be arranged.

You’re welcome. Not yet. I thought about getting one while in London but backed out at the last second.

Sure! I mean, I have a fold out sofa bed. It’s not great but it’s a place to sleep. Yes, adulting is expensive. I mean, I’m doing okay but I certainly can’t afford trips. Don’t you have... like, a job? I mean, how can you just get up and leave, not that I don’t want you to. She’s just a girl I’ve gone to school with. She’s 23 and she’s nice enough but really not physically attractive to me, which is something I could get over but she says she likes me, yet keeps making digs about the fact that other men in church make more than I do and that she couldn’t imagine wanting to be a foster parent, raising someone else’s children. I mean, that is her opinion and that is fine, she isn’t a bad person but I could never be with her. 

Oh, well, you have to be sure, Jettie.

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jetfabray:

Really? I doubt the weather would agree with our wishes and where would we find funnel cake? Do you know your way around a kitchen, if so; we could make our own and brave the cold. Who would have thought the words ‘lady killer’ was in your vocabulary. Also, I meant men like you are hard to come by. Someone should have seen how great you are and took you off the market. I’m starting to think the people in Lima are deaf, dumb, and blind.

Your tattoo is amazing. 

Well, I have a apartment so that’s the weather solved and I’d love to cook with you, that seems like a lot of fun. Well, I know what it means and I know I am not one. I have heard that before, yet no one wants to date me. Well, there is one girl at church but well, there must be some common ground... and there just isn’t any. Maybe it’s just up to people from outside of Lima to come and get me then.

Thank you. Do you have any?