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Alec: I can pick you up if you tell me where to

Hartley: TO NARNIA

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Nikki: You aren't answering my fucking question.

Nikki: Tell me how you got this number before I call the police.

Hartley: Your question is fucking stupid

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Sian: It's cause I've got thick skin and an elastic heart

Hartley: Mmmmm

Hartley: Im watching gilmore girls

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Nikki: ...I don't know a Hartley???

Nikki: How did you get this number?

Hartley: You do now :)

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Val: Well, for starters, you're being optimistic. And you're using smiley faces.

Hartley: Vodka makes anyone happy :)

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Addie: that makes you a very dumb person.

Addie: who the fuck is this btw?

Hartley: I have a masters degree

Hartley: I use it as a pillow

Hartley: It me Hartley

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Fleur: then why do i not get to see the dog?

Hartley: He is getting his balls cut off

Hartley: I wish it was me instead :c

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Alec: You have a drive home, mate?

Alec: A little drunk is already too drunk to drive

Hartley: i wish there were ubers :c

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Declan: slightly worrying but okay

Declan: do you even have any teachable talents

Declan: chugging vodka isn't one, don't even

Hartley: i once had a secret relationship and i kept it a secret

Hartley: it was nice

Hartley: he was nice

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Declan: i wouldn't say that

Declan: stick to your strengths and you clearly got chugging vodka down

Hartley: ;)

Hartley: Had that down when I was 14

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Addie: can't really blame them, sugar daddies are the best.

Addie: bullshit i'm a very cool person, even sober you would love me ;)

Hartley: anti sugar daddy

Hartley: IDK if i would tho

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Alec: I'm tempted to ask...

Alec: But then again, you're drunk

Hartley: Only a little !

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Nikki: That's... Not true.

Nikki: Because for starters, I don't have a "BFF"

Nikki: So seriously. Who the fuck are you?

Hartley: HARTLEY

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Elliot: I mean it's not easy

Elliot: Are you drunk

Hartley: The days Im sober are the days Im dead

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Fleur: oh really?

Fleur: why do I need a picture of the couch, love?

Hartley: My couch is beautiful

Hartley: But not as beautiful as my dog

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Declan: stick to the vodka

Hartley: ho

Hartley: Do you think I wount be a good professor

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Addie: Why the bloody hell not?

Addie: Yep i can see that.

Hartley: they be trying to get sugar daddies. i aint sugar nor a daddy

Hartley: Youre really nice but i hate everyone when i'm sober :D

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