my life is a carousel spinning around

I’m here to have some fun 😗

[hartmanpym]

Hello and welcome!

My name is Hartman (she/her) and I'm based in Australia and welcome to my shitpost tumblr 🤪

This tumblr serves as my outlet for anything and everything, but currently includes my newest obsession, Vaxleth (Vax and Keyleth) from The Legend of Vox Machina (animated show) and any other ships that I love.

Some other obsessions include:

Castlevania

The Acolyte

Critical Role

Nobody Wants This

Heartstopper

and tbh...any other random stuff that I like or find interesting!

"Hartman Thoughts 💭" will be about any thoughts I have about ships — could be cute, could be feral, could be cheesy, but hey, we don’t judge or discriminate here.

You’re all welcome to message, reply, reblog, chat with me as we navigate the wonderful world of various ships. I hope you all have a wonderful time watching me froth over ships. Enjoy!

[canadasgoldengirl]

headcanon that the centaurs win the cup every single season after shane joins them until their retirement

hollanov’s joint retirement announcement is an ig post of their jerseys hung up either in the locker room or their closet and the caption just says

“time to let someone else win the cup for a change”

[3416]

hes so

[hartmanpym]

[hvllander]

yeah ilya NEVER winning a single fight ever

[ahotknife]

can whoever is styling hudson williams please stop dressing him like a beautiful butch lesbian

[ahotknife]

i seriously need to have a word with whoever’s in charge this is getting out of hand

[marz-rm]

drew a pretty boy full only on patreon

[actuallysara]

"Unrivaled" a new Game Changers book by Rachel Reid about Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander is supposed to come out September 29th 2026 (via Barnes and Nobles)

[hartmanpym]

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I need to throw myself into the sun after all these hollanov edits.

You are all so talented.

[youbeautifultropicalfishy]

the 🍆 magician

Another one thank you! Before it disappears into the caverns of Google Drive

Go show some love to Margs on X for creating another beauty of an edit

[marvelling-at-marvel-blog]

In the game changers universe, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov falling in love must have been the best to ever happen to an Ottawa fan. They must be thanking their lucky stars these two feel in love. I feel like even dumb Uncle who you have who is a little homophobic but loves his team so much comes around when Ottawa win a cup.

Shane and Ilya falling in love brought one of the best players in the league willingly to Ottawa, where no one wanted to go. Which led to them making the play offs for a first time in a decade, then it leds to Shane Hollander joining the team, suddenly they have two or the best players in the league and I 100% believe they win mutiple Stanley Cups together over the next 5 to 10 years. You have them, Troy, Wyatt, and Luca is going to be a star. Suddenly, Ottawa is the team to be at. Players want to go there. Their culture is great, and the players love it there.

On the flip side, imagine being a Montreal fan and losing Shane Hollander. If they knew they lost the man who led them to 3 Stanley Cups because the team was unable to accept Shane being with Ilya, they would be furious. People ringing talk back sports show and they are all ,YOU HAD HOLLANDER AND YOU WASTED HIM OVER SOMETHING AS STUPID AS DOUBTING HIS EFFORT. THE MAN WHO LED YOU TO 3 STANLEY CUPS. I NEED TO FIND A NEW TEAM. GEEZ WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL.'

Cause you know that they may still be good without Shane, but it is already noted when they didn't have Shane in the playoffs, they didn't make it. Montreal def go down hill without him.

[finelytaylored]

[raincitygirl76]

And adding some superb peer review. Starting with @arodeku

Next up @shadowmasterthirteen . Yes, Ottawa queers. Your lifelong homophobic hockey-loving uncle who also lives in Ottawa is suddenly an ally!

Third we have @finelytaylored

Next up is @wigglesforsquiggles

And then we have @hartmanpym

You guys all say far too many good things in the tags. Next is @wigglesforsquiggles again. Looking at it from the point of view of a Boston Raiders fan.

You, the Boston fan, finally figured out why several years ago your best player left you for fucking terrible Ottawa. It was for love, not money. At the time you thought Rozanov was dooming his career, and would never again make the playoffs. But then he starts dragging Ottawa upwards. And then the Montreal Metros kick Hollander out and they both play for Ottawa. And now Ottawa are a serious problem for Boston. It’s all Hollander’s fault. Dick so good it mind-whammied the captain who brought Boston a Stanley Cup.

And next up (almost done, I swear) @swords-and-starlight

Finally @shieldedstar

Yeah, Ottawa is only a 2 hour drive from Montreal. I could see a minority of Metros fans who are anti-homophobia and pro-good hockey transferring their allegiance. Only a minority, because hockey fans are a tribal bunch. But that might be the last straw for some Montreal fans. Especially if the Metros suck after they push out their captain and best player.

[dimplesandfierceeyes]

Forgive me, followers, I have just watched episode 6 of Heated Rivalry and I will be posting nothing but Hollanov for the next 9 years

[hartmanpym]

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[jpierrepontcriss]

ilya immediately calling and telling shane "i'm coming to the cottage" with so much decisiveness and determination is really giving "when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible"

[rylandsgrace]

HUDSON WILLIAMS

For Timid Magazine (31/12/25)

[heatedrivalrysource]

Suddenly I’m thirsty af

[thisfeebleheart]

Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie for GQ (x)