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Eggsy was listening to Tiny Dancer by Elton John while washing the dishes when Harry arrived at home. Harry leaned against the door frame, watching his husband singing and dancing while doing the dishes. It was when Eggsy noticed that he wasn't alone in the kitchen anymore. He quickly washed his own hands, turned the water off and, without stop his singing and strange dance movements, he made his way towards Harry that welcomed him with open arms.
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today," Eggsy sang, a little simile on his lips.
The happiness of that moment formed bubbles on Harry's stomach and he couldn't hold his chuckle. Grinning, Harry started to dance in the kitchen with Eggsy. It was a sloppy valsa that, in any other occasion, would make Harry be embarrassed with the lack of skills he had. He was never a dancer, after all. At least not this type of dancer since his body was trained to perform a mortal form of art that wasn't as lovely as a simple valsa. But, that didn't matter.
All that mattered was the man in his arms, and the way he was looking at Harry like he was his entire world. All that mattered was how JB was jumping on their legs while they were dancing and how it made Eggsy laugh and put his head on Harry's chest. All that mattered was the undeniable moment of happiness and peace. The fondness of it all made Harry sigh contently, he didn't know what the future will bring, but the present was pretty good.
"But oh how it feels so real. Lying here with no one near. Only you and you can hear me. When I say softly, slowly," Harry hummed in Eggsy's ear.
The young man looked up and gently kissed him.
On the outside I’m the greatest guy Now I’m dead inside
(aka stages of accepting Eggsy’s wedding)
Get to know me meme:
[5] favourite movies: Kingsman
I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.
“Who’re you?” “The man who got you released.”
Gratuitous gifset of Eggsy looking really attractive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hartwin (incorrect quotes)
I love you, bruv
Kingsman (incorrect quotes)
Eggsy: I once had a crush on someone and didn’t know how to handle it, so I just filled his car with heart-shaped confetti.
Roxy: Wow.
Harry: Haha, that’s so funny! I went to my car once and found it filled with heart-shaped confetti.
Eggsy: How fun! I have to go water my dog now.
-plays "country roads, take me home" very badly on a kazoo-
Harry likes Eggsy sunny side up
Calm Like You
Title: Calm Like You Author: MartinShostakovich Rating: Explicit Length: 10–15k words Genre: Romance, Smut Summary: Eggsy develops a heavy crush on his new Classical Literature Professor Harry Hart, and strives to reach the top of the class in order to impress him. Little did Eggsy know, Mr. Hart is fairly easy to impress.
Eggsy, would you like a lift home?
(317): It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books
(714): We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I’d call that friendship
"You have to know I'm in love with you" for Hartwin pretty please?
Thank you!!! And anything for you, darling. *kisses*
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It was like someone had knocked the air right out of his lungs. Eggsy stood at the foot of Harry’s medical bed; he’d ended up there, again. Trying for the life of him to figure out how a man so bloody smart, could be so daft.
“You are not required to be here.” The statement held more doubt than Eggsy was sure Harry intended. Like the words were forced around gravel and spit out with pure ignorance.
Eggsy tossed his hands up. “You’re pretty fucking dense, you know that?” That seemed to offend Harry. His eye grew wide, nose raised in only a way Harry could manage while injured. “I ain’t leaving you.”
To make a point, Eggsy sat at his bedside, crossed his legs and folded hands over his knee, staring at Harry. He wanted to kick him, but that would be unkind considering his right arm was in a cast.
“Eggsy,” Harry sighed, almost resigned.
“Harry,” Eggsy challenged, less patient that Harry had been. “I ain’t leaving,” he added softer.
Harry huffed through his nostrils, annoyance among other things evident on his features, as he situated his injured arm better on a pillow.
“I’m sure you’d rather be doing better things, than sit by an old fools bedside.” That got up Eggsy’s back worse than when Harry told him to leave the room. “You shouldn’t feel obligated to stay,” Harry reminded him.
Eggsy shook his head. “You don’t get it, do you? I love you, Harry.” He leaned forward to touch his good hand. “Ain’t no other place I’d rather be.” The love confession seemed to weigh on Harry’s face. It etched the fine wrinkles on his skin with disbelief and deepened them as he grew heavy with doubt.
“You do?” Is what he whispered.
Eggsy placed his lips tenderly to Harry’s bruised knuckles, being sure to kiss each one, and gazed up at the man who held his whole damn heart and didn’t even know it.
“You have to know I’m in love with you,” Eggsy murmured. It was like he saw Harry for the first time. His expression turned soft, almost youthful for a man nearly sixty, and tender. Harry took a deep breath, as if the revelation was somehow impossible.
Eggsy nodded, unable to provide further verbal assurance, but lifted up to capture his lips in the gentlest kiss ever, mindful to be careful of his healing busted lip. He could feel Harry’s smile as he pulled away. It was wide, as his remaining eye filled with tears, and cracked his busted lip; he really needed to cut this shit and take the position as Arthur.
“I love you, too,” Harry confirmed quietly.