the Smooth Operator

Hello, this is the operator, how can I help you? If love were the sea, please let me sink.

[elsmoothoperator]

What's love?

Love is shaving her vag cause she can't reach.

TRUE love is plucking her blackheads while she kicks you repeatedly cause it hurts.

La belleza duele.

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]

[elsmoothoperator]

My girlfriend doesn't believe i stayed up for 39 hours. She thinks I'm lying.

So we fight .. again... For the third time since Wednesday. It's Friday.

I'm the bad guy. I always am.

[elsmoothoperator]

I feel like I'm alone, even with the person that makes me feel so much better.

I feel pain when nothing in my body hurt but at the same time everything is in excruciating pain.

I feel sad when I have so much to be happy about and grateful for.

I feel everything and I feel nothing.

[memewhore]

[polishpriests]

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

[faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked]

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

[emospritelet]

Man, do I need this!

[pupppylover-deactivated20181221]

Lilo & Stitch + Live Action Reference

[candiikismet]

I could watch this forever!

[groovy-yung-nigga]

A live action Lilo & Stich could be lit, depending on what a live action Stich and all the other creations would look like.

[aggienes-deactivated20230117]

I love!!!!

[elsmoothoperator]

Mm.

My only hope is that one day my girlfriend will realize, I look at her the way t.v. characters look at each other when they’re head over heels for one another.

I’m madly, like seriously,crazy in love with her.

[elsmoothoperator]

Five years later I still don't think she gets it...

[k-eke]

Two moods.

[suicidememes]

[trapwords]

[imjustjason]

[elsmoothoperator]

Fuck me to this. Winter is too long.

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[rosesojin-deactivated20210814]

@shadowforce25

[spideyytorch]

“Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[moviemagic666]

13 Going On 30 (2004) Practical Magic (1998) 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Miss Congeniality (2000) Practical Magic (1998) The Craft (1996) Heathers (1987) Hocus Pocus (1993) Practical Magic (1998)

[elsmoothoperator]

Mm.

My only hope is that one day my girlfriend will realize, I look at her the way t.v. characters look at each other when they're head over heels for one another.

I'm madly, like seriously,crazy in love with her.

[ttiva]

random gifs of tony & ziva in bed together in ‘under covers’ because it’s what we all deserve