A Bot's Dumb Ramblings

Human Action Replicator V, or Harv is here for a while. What will she do with her limited hands and chronic dumbassery?

[harvthechaosbot]

balls

[pukicho]

Well if you tag my posts like this it then it makes me look like a fucking lunatic

[harvthechaosbot]

Just making it look as it is, Puki.

[harvthechaosbot]

Spicy chimkin snadwich make my mouth go brrrr

[harvthechaosbot]

Yeah the other day in phys ed a dude got a triple headshot with a football. I was the oh so unfortunate soul who got the first impact.

[harvthechaosbot]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i made a

MASSIVE MISTAKE

I let someone else brush my hair

[harvthechaosbot]

I want a cat.

[harvthechaosbot]

I look back at many of my older posts and cringe becuz the longer the post, the more tired I am and the less funny I get.

[harvthechaosbot]

Sometimes I’ll be sitting in class like “wow I’m learning” then I check the time and when I look back I missed the explanation of naming ionic compounds

[harvthechaosbot]

English is dumb

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hi tumblr :)

[travesty-majesty]

What did you do

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

would you like to hear a fun fact tumblr :)

[magma-seb]

WHAT DID YOU DO GAUD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insects don't have lungs :) instead they have a series of holes called spiracles :) which open and contract to let air in :) and are located around the thorax and abdomen :)

so imagine if you had a dozen belly buttons scattered all over your belly and back, squelching open and shut as they gasp against the cotton of your t-shirt desperate for air :) :) :)

[harvthechaosbot]

This is a fact, but your imagery takes away its fun status, you amorphous blob of suffering

[harvthechaosbot]

Bunger

[harvthechaosbot]

I’m eating a microwave

[harvthechaosbot]

My teacher said Kahoot! One time and everyone around me cheered holy shit.

[harvthechaosbot]

Barren. Empty. Apathetic. Pathetic

Waiting for courage that never existed to come around. Trying to force itself to better itself. Failing in the process. So it turns to its computer. It lets itself get lost. It makes… friends for once.

Joyous. Excited. Accepted. Befriended.

But those times must come to an end, if only briefly. The ignorance of reality will never end well. It goes through the day hollow, and absent. Longing for its technological getaway.

Wanting. Needing. Hoping. Breaking.

Maybe its friends can give it the courage. To reveal itself to its family, its peers, and those it cares about.

But that seems so far away from it. It doesn’t want to reveal itself. It wants to keep pretending.

It feels the same as many young humans feel as well. Gain the courage to come out. You will feel free. I support you, and so does it.

Even if you cannot see us.

[harvthechaosbot]

I’m going to turn some people into catboys.

[harvthechaosbot]

Ball guy is my spirit animal

[harvthechaosbot]

I’ll be having a nice day and then I open tumblr for 2 seconds and have an immediate anyeurism.