Come to the Fun Home

Hi I'm Tori. 25. Crazy cat lady. Musical theatre nerd. Feminist. Bisexual. Chubby. One-man wolf pack. Singer/Actor/Dancer. Cynical asshole. Disney Princess. Struggling to love myself.

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[driflloon]

(shrek voice) they don’t even have dental..

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Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

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Welcome twenty bi-teen

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Welcome 20 bi-teen

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[biboysarebeautiful]

y’all….. not to be like.. bisexual….. or anything…… but I am super.. like. Really….. bisexual……..

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

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how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[chrisflemingfleming]

back in the subaru

[argumate]

wait I always assumed this guy was a girl

[ms-demeanor]

Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.

[argumate]

I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body

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[thecyborgstagemanager]

*eyes community theatre productions of christmas carol*

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[gettingintoknives]

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

[overblush]

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

[chief0keefe]

y'all pray for my homie franklin, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just sound like chewbacca and got a snaggletooth

[ditadahmer-deactivated20200714]

He’s so precious. I cry

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That snaggletooth is SO PRECIOUS OML

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LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

[enjistier]

I had to do it