Smile. Laugh. You deserve it.

20||I find myself hilarious||I mean business

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[dennys]

[sandandglass]

[qhelet-blog]

[tharlk]

im naming my son Donkey

[iraffiruse]

[mochachild]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[theclosetpianist-deactivated202]

Oh dear god it’s begun

[star-spangled-jackass]

yES IT’S TIME

[paprika]

[spongyspice]

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

[officialwhitegirls]

[twitterlols]

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[outofcontextarthur]

[unshrink]

do you guys have those times where you enjoy your period-free days so much you forget the periods exist and when it comes and you get that “oh fuck, right. I’m leaking this week.” feeling

[inahiddenplace]

romantic love is a conspiracy theory

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[pixelatedpixie]

i love parenting, i just yelled CAPITALISM and my son did a dinosaur screech in response