Elsinore’s tempting flood

Amani--

[soup-mother]

they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice

[hyssteria]

they like short shorts.. who knew :0 !!!!

[butchhamlet]

now why are they posed like this is mean girls

[shredsandpatches]

because it totally is?

[skarabrae-stone]

[charlesoberonn]

Based.

I'm glad somebody in government is saying it explicitly without mincing words.

Abolish the Republican Party.

[bogusfilth]

[maleqa11]

[dave-matthews-band]

we relish the soups of the present.... we remember fondly the soups of the past.... *raises spoon* we gaze eagerly towards the soups of the future...!

[shitacademicswrite]

Going to grad school, I see

[sahonithereadwolf]

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

[sahonithereadwolf]

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

[sahonithereadwolf]

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

[chips1977]

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

[ithvka]

[shredsandpatches]

@titleleaf

[enchantedbook]

'Ariel in the Cloven Pine' from William Shakespeare's 'The Tempest' by Paul Vincent Woodroffe, 1905.

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

thanks for the warmup folks

[valtsv]

nothing more humiliating than misusing a word because i was remembering its etymological origin and not its contemporary meaning. like damn i guess this would've been really useful 700 years ago.

[english-history-trip]

[vigilantsycamore]

"The Divine Comedy isn't funny because that's not what comedy meant back then" incorrect. the Divine Comedy is hilarious because partway through Dante's field trip to Hell, Virgil is like "and here's where we keep the Popes"

[sandmandaddy69]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#calligraphy#humour#armour#sigh#upon checking the notes there seems to be suspicion the initial image is ai generated#for now I leave this here as the calligraphy cannot be found separately and shall investigate further

now i don't know about how AI the first image is but i can tell you that THAT calligraphy was a piece I was commissioned to draw back in 2020. I've got the metadata if you'd like to check me but I ain't fuckin with AI