i'm roran

30 🐛 he/him 🐝 marxist

[dave-matthews-band]

if the interviewer is going to call you "around 11:30am" how much time has to pass after 11:30am before you're allowed to get annoyed

[dave-matthews-band]

im always fascinated by those polls that are "trying to prove something to my dad!! do you believe in (basic fact)?" like i don't know if ten thousand strangers online are gonna make your dad change his idiot mind. dads are really good at believing in complete nonsense with unshakable confidence

[allaboutrings]

Mid 20th Century English Squirrel Ring with Sapphire Cabochons

[dave-matthews-band]

my.power is that i can get mad about piranesi anywhere, at any time

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[dave-matthews-band]

im really gonna do it. im really gonna write a cover letter after work. maybe two of them even

[oberorka]

gay pride flag for people who can see a much wider range of wavelengths

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

[website-com]

i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

[sivavakkiyar]

think about this passage from wilderson's afropessimism a lot

[jareckiworld]

Jinjoon Lee — Champagne Supernova (installation, 2025)

[yesornopolls]

Do you believe that the saxophone is a brass instrument?

Do you believe that the saxophone is a brass instrument?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 11

[dave-matthews-band]

better pics of my marble mountain cake and yeah i didnt win because its all buttercream and the winners just used a bunch of fondant on their cakes #FUCKFONDANT

[brutorc]

[charl0ttan]

i might lose followers for this but im putting everybody in the labyrinth. good luck

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[homunculus-argument]

Due to the poor management of the annual colour budget, Finland has once again run out of colour before the end of the year. As a savings method, the entire outdoors is now in greyscale and 5% blue tint. One of these pictures is in full colour and taken at 11:30 am, and the other one is the one I turned to greyscale and blue-tinted digitally. You can tell which one is the one with removed colour from the fact that it has more colour.