* You want fries with that?

* Be careful what you wish for. * Byron. 20. M. * For the love of god don't call me Burgerpants. {{indie Burgerpants rp blog. nav, rules, bio for mobile}}

[doodleforfood]

Mood

[distinguishedbaloney]

[regtvcritic]

When you first meet vs When you’re comfortable around each other.

[shencomix]

[mellowmelancholia]

@hashslingingcatboy replied to your post: Hi my name is Tomathy Asenath and I’m a jackass

* Literally the first thing that came to mind was “Ass-enath” and apparently I’m actually twelve.

nah i get that all the time. that’s what i get for picking such an obscure name i guess.

[hashslingingcatboy-blog]

* Nah, it was just the juxtaposition with "jackass" that got me.

[hashslingingcatboy-blog]

* I keep forgetting the hover blog preview is a thing.

[hashslingingcatboy-blog]

* Sometimes I read @nonbinaryjimhawkins‘ posts and have to stop and wonder if I’m having a stroke or if they’re just Like That.

[justjames]

How come I can recite hundreds of song lyrics off my head but I still forget dentist appointments

[afterbxrner]

hēÿ fõłłöwęrš dæë ãńÿ øf ÿé 🅱️ĘÆTÊTH THÎÑĒ MĖÅT⁉️⁉️⁉️

[hashslingingcatboy-blog]

* Hey Chara do you take constructive criticism on your posts.

[afterbxrner]

Šhüt ûp Bÿrœń ÿê čūçkøłd

[hashslingingcatboy-blog]

* Never have I craved death more than in this single moment.

[afterbxrner]

hēÿ fõłłöwęrš dæë ãńÿ øf ÿé 🅱️ĘÆTÊTH THÎÑĒ MĖÅT⁉️⁉️⁉️

[hashslingingcatboy-blog]

* Hey Chara do you take constructive criticism on your posts.

[gifsboom]

[threesideddream]

I’m both

[sonoanthony]

Wholesome

[c9ska-deactivated20180707]

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

when a customer getting crazy and you thinking about risking it all

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

no similes, we die

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I just watched a kid take his favourite toy, smash it against the ground with all the force in his tiny body, and then start bawling his eyes out because his favourite toy is broken. This sums up everything I know and everything I’ll ever need to know about children.