#stripperproblems

Honey and Luna use Tumblr to complain

[chelseafiebre]

I know there are already posts about this floating around, but it’s truly awful that all the sw tumblrs and stripping blogs etc have been completely censored. getting advice from seasoned veterans here is definitely what kept me safe and informed when I couldn’t ask anyone irl for advice about stripping… 

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

I’m still here!! Tiktok seems to have a bunch of stripper advice. Its too public of a platform for me, because I can’t have my face out there while in this doctorate program, but check it out

[tiredstripper]

I’m also still here. The stripper advice on Tik tok is very toxic I would not recommend

[chelseafiebre]

Thank you @hashtag-stripper-problems and @slytherinstripper !! Probably finally going to audition again soon, and maybe do a trip to Vegas to work. Also @hashtag-stripper-problems badass doing a doctorate program!!! 

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Thank you!!!! 🥺

[llbragorl-deactivated20180202]

mood

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

I AM MENTALLY ILL

Thank you for your time

[apat-hetic]

Tucson : Bella Nugent

[caroldanversenthusiast]

i love this genre

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

[king-cracker]

i dont get it

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[firstunitarianchurch]

Same energy

[stereotypicalstripper]

Sex workers when I first started:

If you’re not cool with your mom knowing don’t do sw. Here’s a detailed retelling of my most recent outting/doxxing. Here’s some stories about traumatic shit, why safety matters, how you’ll be at risk of losing your kids/career. *more traumatic stories about dead friends, lost custody battles, and upended careers*

Sex workers now somehow:

Omg yes girl boss! Do it! The only thing at risk is that bag!!! You can totally be a stripper and a lawyer-didn’t you see that one bitch on Twitter? If you can dream it you can be it baybabbbbbbbby!!!!!

[stereotypicalstripper]

Baby stripper me, auditioning: I MUST be as well rested as possible! I must panic about this for a day! I will bring every outfit, and form of id i own! I will do my best makeup! I will dress nice! Oh god i cant forget my ring, where the fuck is my-

Me now, auditioning: *rolls outta bed on two hours of sleep, covered in nachos chugging coffee* alright lets fuckin go. Yall want my fuckin money or not

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

My manager: Lets keep it at a toasty 85 degrees in here!

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

What does your girlfriend do as a job?

I can actually answer this now that she's changed job positions. She is a lawyer and her specialty is education policy, so she is currently working for the department of education!

[puppynapz]

rb if u are always a sleepy babie

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

I will simultaneously pickpocket a customer while commiserating with him about how some dancers charge him $30 for a dance and telling him I would never rip him off like that 🤣

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

I will celebrate pride month by only talking to straights for money.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Yesterday I lied to a customer and told him I would have a threesome with him and his pruny wife. Then I gave him a fake number consisting of totally random numbers. I made $50 but it was slow so .. Gotta do what you gotta do .. I hope I never see him again.

[naughtyhalloweenart]

[tiredstripper]

really missing when stripper Tumblr was boppin 🥺

[nerdystripper]

Same where’d all you bitches go it’s lonely here now 😔

[tiredstripper]

tik tok probably or retired 😔

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Lurkin

[officialbucknasty]

you know these girls who “retired” during the pandemic will be back come stacktober! that’s why I just said I was on sabbatical, nobody can point a finger at me in the dressing room.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

Stacktober!!!

Adding a note about tik tok strippers: remember the days when being outed would ruin lives? Also some tiktok strippers quote us almost directly lol u know we must've come up on a google search. Back in the day it was stripperweb. I wonder how the OG stripperweb ladies are doing