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You’ve got to go and dig those holes

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Y’all I really fucking Lana del Reyed it now

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being on the internet for more than three minutes

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[realitytvshow]

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The misnomer that we’re repeating history because everyone is too ignorant to know and learn from it and apply it is a direct contradiction to the facts—the people who are repeating history are doing so because they know it, plan on improving on it, and intend to apply it in ways that benefit them more than those previously have in their bloodline. It also redirects the conversation about Actionables™️. The ignorance misnomer leaves us with the onus of educating said “ignorant people” (conveniently always those who have benefited and will continue to benefit in the future from history repeating itself) instead of Actionables™️ such as organizing among ourselves, attending protests, reaching out on a day to day basis to improve community block by block, donating to peoples gofundmes, signing petitions, educating ourselves and listening to others who have different experiences than us. Every minute we spend purely arguing with the Ignorants™️ online (and not using it as teaching moments for bystanders who might see said conversations and learn from them which IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE and IS an Actionable™️) takes away from our emotional battery, affects our mental health negatively, and steals time minute by minute from shit we can build with. You know who knows history the best? The people who have always benefited from it. They’re not fucking stupid, they want you to think that so you waste your fucking time and drain your batteries.

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2016 was the most traumatizing year of my life but goddamn my work posts were golden

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Mehhh I made it through 3 and a half shifts before deciding that I have a two shift maximum at my home club and I shouldn’t push it.

There’s so much negative energy from the girls, everyone is up in my business (when are you going to vegas, why aren’t you getting your boobs done, how much money did you make last night, is your abusive ex still trying to out you to your parents, how much do you have in savings right now, how do i do my taxes (if you’ve stolen my customers before don’t expect me to give you the correct tax advice i’m petty af i’ll make sure your ass gets audited)), it’s really grating to have to wait for customers to trickle in, and if you’re not their type you’re sol or THEY’RE JUST THERE TO WATCH AND WHOOP AND HOLLER ONCE THEY SEE YOUR VAGINA. Awkward af.

Also this girl made a gball off of one of my old customers because I got stuck in traffic FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF and didn’t get there early enough to catch him. Tonight was just full of bad timing. I’m looking forward to having this weekend off. I’m super secretly dabbling in sugaring this weekend :))) and I have hella whorephobic friends so it’s on the dl.

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I woke up not being excited to go to work at all and then I remembered how many salty ass bitches who absolutely hate me are gonna be there tonight and I got a little motivated.

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Men pay hundreds of dollars to be in my presence :))) ft. my lucky bush co. hoodie and hella breakouts and greasy hair.

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Stop straight women coming to strip clubs 2k16

Jump off a cliff. Learn how to breathe fire. Step in front of a semi. Swim with jellyfish.

Do something reaaaally edgy for once. Coming into my workplace and pissing off all the strippers gets you the worst karma ever. Ain’t nothing stronger than stripper karma.

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Currently praying to stripper jesus for strawberries and dom perignon.

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Strip trip aesthetic.

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I had a really good night at work last night on so many levels. It was dead af however. I’ve found that wearing as little makeup as possible helps me make money? Last night I had concealer, powder foundation, and mascara on and I got hella more compliments than I would have w a full face of makeup. I wore a sparkly boxed dress with hella rhinestone jewelry. I danced to edm/trap/dubstep. Like idk what you would even classify my look as. Between just looking different from the other girls and being in a really good headspace money and tips kind of just flowed. I got to tell off some girl for trying to take advantage of a newer younger girl so that was satisfying. Then I got to shark one of the girls I had problems with last time so she left me alone the rest of the night and didn’t get in the way. And then another girl succeeded at cockblocking me from a customer that she ended up getting $300 or so out of but then his card declined for her last 3/$100 so that was her karma.

I’m back on the schedule for sun-wed so we’ll see how long it takes me to go crazy.

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I think it’s so funny (not in a humorous way) that certain dancers are racist against certain customers (specifically mexicans, indians, and sometimes africans, our customer demographic is superrr diverse for such a small club) because generally speaking those customers are my bread and butter. And who’s going to make the most money in a club full of these “undesirable” customers? Not the bitch complaining and waiting around for some gropey near death white man to come in.

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Tonight I realized that black opium by ysl is my ultimate perfume scent for work, that most of my coworkers are scared of me (this girl kept butting into my conversation about personal stuff i was having w my friend and I turned around and went “I do not want to interact with you” and the dressing room full of girls went dead silent while I continued my convo, the annoying girl left soon after), that getting called in hella late with only 3 hours left of the shift isn’t actually that bad, and also i’m a spoiled princess because I’ve done mostly rooms lately and they’ve been with customers I already know well so I don’t have to hustle and I mostly just talk when i’m in the room so my burnt out ass is being saved.

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I hope I make more than $100 tonight this week has been horrible so far. The DJs are going home with more than the strippers.

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I’ve been doing this horrible thing at work where I work every single day until I make $2000 then I get to take the rest of the week off until sunday but of course since it’s been dead I end up working 6 days.

I want a fucking day off omfg.

But it does put me on track to pull in $8k a month which I never thought was possible at this club tbh. My highest month last year was like $5k something.