Is Attempted Murder A Sin If You Did It For Love?

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「徐福」

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Xu Fu and Asclepius… They should be immortality-seeking buddies

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Day 748:

Yu Mei-ren: I'm Yu, and this is my trophy wife, Xu Fu.

Xu Fu, who has a job and pays the bills: *spits out her drink* I'm your-- d-do you actually know what that means??

Yu Mei-ren: Of course I do. It means that you're my very impressive wife who I'm very proud of, what else would it mean?

Xu Fu: I-- Mei that's so sweet, but when people say 'trophy wife', they mean someone who sits there and looks pretty...

Yu Mei-ren: And? You do that too, so what's the big deal?

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Day 747:

Absolutely VITAL we keep our stories straight:

When Xu Fu has buffs specifically for Yu Mei-ren and no one else, it's very gay and romantic of her.

When Nobukatsu has buffs specifically for Nobunaga and no one else, that's just the "I'd die for my older sister" vibe. Nothing Else.

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Day 746:

Hey, look at me. I’m speaking to you directly. Forget what anyone else says, women in love with eachother is the only thing that matters.

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Day 745:

“In honor of Mash being added to Melty Blood, here’s Xu Fu again, because she supports Mash unconditionally.”

-Lasengle, just now.

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Day 739:

Using my Xu Fu catalysts, I also got an NP up for the emperor, and I jokingly said “Yu, you need to protect Xu Fu,” and right after I did I got the last Yu I needed to NP5 her. I guess she took it literally...

As such I felt compelled to make this:

Qin Shi Huang: We heard our sorcerer is here, we came to catch up and...why is she screaming?

Yu Mei-ren: Fuck off! Stop scaring my meow meow!

[ykdrm7]

xu fu chan 🥹

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Day 738:

Breaking announcement, fresh off the presses:

We all knew Yu Mei-ren would be a viable catalyst for Xu Fu, of course, but did you know...

That Xu Fu is also a Yu Mei-ren catalyst?

I literally brought my Xu Fu acrylic and put on the gayest song I could find and later pulled up my JP account that actually has Xu Fu and the end result was me completing my Yu Mei-ren who started at NP1 today. (This may have the unintended side-effect of summoning Qin Shi Huang as well. Your Xu Fus might get scared at this point but it’s important to persist. They’ll be okay just remind them that you’re trying to summon Lady Yu and they’ll calm down (I recommend bringing as many Xu Fus as you can it increases the power of the catalyst))

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Day 732, Day 8 of Playable Xu Fu:

I feel that Yu and Mash are about as different as can be, personality-wise, so with that being said...

I think people should be able to make up any Xu Fu Crush headcanons they want (as long as it’s not a man (or Kiara)).

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Day 731, Day 7 of Playable Xu Fu:

Some have called Xu Fu “budget Castoria,” but me personally, I think of it as “Castoria is expensive Xu Fu.”

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I love her sm

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Just so we’re all on the same page: If you portray Xu Fu as a man it’s an instant block from me. (terfs/transphobes don’t even BREATHE near this post I am not talking about trans Xu Fu, I’m talking about people who straight up go “I think I am going to ignore the fact that Xu Fu is a gay woman and instead headcanon her as a cishet man”)