hat-trickkane

Skylar Hockey Trash Blog with a sprinkle of baseball Chicago Follows back from sskylarcheyennee

[peekaaboo]

[turbolainen]

re: the first period / january 10 2017

[jimmyskjei]

my goal in life is to be as savage as auston matthews comments on mitch marners insta photos

[coachjoelquenneville]

no lie I could text Ryan Hartman at 3:10pm and he could read at 3:11pm and text back at 10:30pm and I’d send him nudes at 10:29pm

[nicoley-poley]

The signs as Alex Ovechkin quotes

(because this exists and obv there needs to be an ovi one)

aries: “well he probably have sensitive skin, no?” taurus: “i’m okay. russian machine never breaks.” gemini: “can i get some shots vodka please?” cancer: “i want to be last. i need a car so bad.” leo: “maybe he’s just jealous. i have hair, he don’t have hair.” virgo: “we just wanna give the fans some free chicken wings.” libra: “my shot is muffin.” scorpio: “nothing, just late-night filings.” sagittarius: “poot hahahaha” capricorn: “sorry, penguin.” aquarius:  “i love to celebration. i love to goals.” pisces: “sometimes you just have to put eye in your butt and, you know, play for everybody.”

[look-at-those-cavemen-go-deacti]

I can spot a hockey player a mile away.

Yes you.

I see you and that butt and chicken legs and flow.

You scream hockey.

[denoment]

can the dallas stars twitter now address Jamie Oleksiak as Penny Oleksiak’s brother please?

[scratchedforlife]

[olympichampion]

Simone Biles, the first female gymnast to win three consecutive World All Around titles, becomes the Olympic All Around Champion on August 11, 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

[give-us-some-more-bieber]

Tyler Seguin as a kid

[puckingincredible]

[morefunthanb4]

When you finally unfollow a mutual who seems like a nice person but does too many bad posts

[coffeekristin]

Patrick Kane, date unknown

[fleetwoodsushi]

[princehop]

hey

Never saw anybody talk about this but an intersex girl is in the Olympics !!

Her name is Caster Semenya and she has a higher level of testosterone in her body. She’s running for South Africa August 17th in the Women’s 800m.

Root for her ! 

[princehop]

You guys don’t understand how happy this makes me, you hear nothing about intersex people or anything we do or even our deaths at the hands of the medical field.

Nobody ever talks about us and now in the 2016 Olympics stands an intersex person ready to win gold and I couldn’t be happier to see it. People are going to talk about us soon and I hope it’s in good spirits. I hope Caster takes gold for South Africa.

[ballparkfever-blog]

[hat-trickkane]

me on a normal day: i'm an american and america is a shithole

me during the olympics:👌👀🇺🇸👌👀🇺🇸👌👀👌👀🇺🇸👌👀🇺🇸 good american 🇺🇸🇺🇸 shit go౦ԁ AMERICAN sHit👌 thats 🗽🗽🗽 some good 🇺🇸TEAM USA🇺🇸 shit right🇺🇸🏅👌th🎖 ere🏅🇺🇸🏅right🎉there 🏅🏅if i do ƽaү so my🇺🇸selｆ 💯 i say so 💯🇺🇸 thats what im 🍻🔫 talking about right there right there 🍻🗽 AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🗽(chorus: 🇺🇸team USA🇺🇸) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🇺🇸👌 🇺🇸НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸 👌 🔫🔫🎉 👌 👀 🇺🇸👀 🇺🇸👀 🇺🇸🏅👌Good s🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 *chanting* USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸USA🇺🇸🏅🏅🏅🇺🇸🍻