The hat with no cat

Still looking for him

[hat-without-a-cat]

Every 60 seconds in Ohio a minute passes

[hat-without-a-cat]

Come on team cherry can we get something?

So I watch Nintendo Direct yesterday hoping and HOPING there would be a release date for silk song but guess what NOTHING

Now I don't want to judge team cherry for not giving us a release date but we have heard nothing about silk song in a long time and I was hoping for anything but at last, all we got was Fire Emblem

But if we're lucky we should get silk song within the next 5 months in Microsoft is anyone to go off of

[monarchofrymden]

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[hishap]

The entirety of Hollow Knight takes place under a specific rock right outside Team Cherry’s office

Trust me they’ve told me themselves

[hat-without-a-cat]

He found out the last piece of the lore

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[ceejoules]

not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing

[lady-grace-pens]

letting my stories spin around my head like a microwave

[galactidiot]

"NO, John the Baptist did NOT have a camel fursona, i should NOT have to be saying this-"

-yet again, my poor, beleaguered youth leader

[healing-is-cool]

Update (01/12/2022)

Hi, everyone!

Ahh, thank you guys so much! <33 I received the help I needed to pay for essentials until my next paycheck, which means I can afford food for me and my cats, as well as my depression meds! I'm so happy, I really thought this wouldn't ever end.

I'm not in a terrible position anymore, but I'm not going to turn down on anyone who would like to help, so here's my ko-fi

Thank you so much. I love you all <3

[badjokesbyjeff]

I quit my position as a scuba diving instructor the first day at my job.

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.

[hat-without-a-cat]

Is it just me or does every single grandmother's house smell the exact same?

[scoobydoomistakes]

It might seem like I'm hardly talking about the plot of this episode, but that's only because...

…erm… I’m not. There’s not much to say, folks.

For a disco-themed episode of a show about an oblong caveman, it’s… well, have you seen Scooby-Doo?

It’s Scooby-Doo. It’s more or less just condensed Scooby-Doo.

There’s two episodes per half-hour slot, so the plot effectively runs a double speed.

Disco happens.

Every ten seconds the filmstock changes, with these massive swings in color.

You can picture it all in your head now. It’s like watching any other Scooby plot at 2 AM at 2x speed.

You’re disorientated and confused, nothing quite feels right, yet everything is hauntingly familiar. That’s my review of Captain Caveman.

[hat-without-a-cat]

[hat-without-a-cat]

The best way to practice improv is to mumble something rude under your breath next to your mom

then you have 5 Seconds to answer what you said but you got to make sure it wasn't the rude thing because otherwise, you're going to butt whipping