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A blog for your ANONYMOUS A Hat in Time confessions! Please submit via the ask box. Runs on a queue. No NSFW.

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Hat Confessions Blog is now open for asks!

If there's an opinion on the game, its DLCs or its community you'd be happy to share, this blog would be happy to post it, anonymously. Ran by a single mystery mod, for fun. Our only rule is that NSFW confessions will not be posted.

We understand A Hat in Time has a rather small community, so we ask you to take interest in our pursuit. We plan to maintag every confession we post.

We would greately apreciate it if you reblogged this post to give us a bit of visibility. Have a good day!

(Artwork taken from J-Dw's A Hat in Time Image Archive) (Middle finger hand belongs to mod) (Briefly featured Snatcher plush by darkmedolie)

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Confession 233... i have made. way too much lore for emp and cooking cat. they dont ever interact. the closest canon thing is cc being Mentioned by a metro cat and their christmas ornaments being next to eachother. but by god the rot gets worse (/pos) by the day and nothing will stop me,m

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Confession 232... i may be weak as PECK but i will throw hands like my life depends on it to get more people liking snatchductor- (if anyone happens to guess who i am, no you cant <3)

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Confession 231... A lot of people tend to push the "good/bad" label on mustache girl way too hard, failing to acknowledge that shes meant to be more nuanced than that. YES she was mistreated in mafia town, and yes she had every right to want them off of the island. But the way she went about it was way too overkill because she's an idealistic CHILD who views the world in black and white.

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Confession 230... I must say i am impressed with just how many people want Snatcher's personality to be limited to his people-tormenting shtick and 'MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME'-type nihilist self-pity, especially when they're mad that someone else likes a bit of dimensionality to their evil men. To each their own, i guess. glad someone out there enjoys DeathWish

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Confession 229... I think the dad snatcher (snatch adopting hat kid) is a lame concept that mischaracterizes him from being a funny yet cynical and rude guy who became less caring due to trauma into a 'grumpy old man who is secretly a big soft loving girl dad' and i'm surprised it's as common a thing as it is

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@darkmedolie Artwork featured is one of the concept drawings for the title screen, found in -Dw's A Hat in Time Image Archive. Here it is uncropped.

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Confession 229... I think the dad snatcher (snatch adopting hat kid) is a lame concept that mischaracterizes him from being a funny yet cynical and rude guy who became less caring due to trauma into a 'grumpy old man who is secretly a big soft loving girl dad' and i'm surprised it's as common a thing as it is

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Confession 228... dj grooves yelling barrier over and over again on instinct /j (epithet erased reference)

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Confession 227... Toilet of doom was easy for me idk why you guys thought it was hard

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Confession 226... I would happily sell my soul for either a sequel or a remastered version of A Hat in Time. Since a sequel would unfortunately be less likely to happen, a release with updated character models, textures, and cutscenes would be awesome instead! (Or maybe I’m just salty because the last “update” for AHiT was Vanessa’s Curse, which is PC-exclusive. No love for the AHiT console players TwT)

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Confession 225... Hot take: I think Hatstache is overrated. Yeah, there's the "enemies to lovers" aspect going for it, but I still don't really care about it all that much. Bowstache, on the other hand... It's not talked about a lot, but I love this ship with all my heart

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Confession 224... Battle of the Birds is the best chapter and has better music than Subcon does

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Confession 223... I don't think that Rush Hour is bad per se, but it is intensely underwhelming for what might be my favorite dlc by far. I was SO hyped up for a big boss fight (I think Empress is probably my favorite antagonist in the whole game and it's a shame the only ending you get is "I guess Hat Kid got away!" I wanted MORE of the metro! I wanted a proper ending! :(

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Hatstache Week 2025 Prompts!

Hatstache week is a seven-day event from June 9th to June 15th dedicated to celebrating the friendship between Hat Kid and Mustache Girl from the indie platformer, A Hat in Time, which each day dedicated to a prompt meant to inspire users to create fanart, fanfiction, or anything else in the medium they desire!

Both platonic and romantic interpretations of the ship are welcome as long as they are age-appropriate. NSFW content is strictly prohibited.

Please be sure to tag this blog (@hatstacheweek) and use the tags #hatstacheweek and #hatstacheweek2025 so that your posts will be seen!

June 9th, Day One: Competition, Opposites, Rivals June 10th, Day Two: Comfort, Baking, Cosy June 11th, Day Three: Crushes, Secrets, Firsts June 12th, Day Four: Rifts, Past, Timepieces June 13th, Day Five: Dreams, Future, Adventure June 14th, Day Six (voted to return from last year): AU, Crossover, Headcanon(s) June 15th, Day Seven: Free Day / Your choice!

Use the tags #HatstacheWeek and #HatstacheWeek2025 as well as tag @HatstacheWeek on Tumblr!

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Hatstache Week begins today!

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Confession 222... Guys I love Snatcher a lot HE ROTS MY BRAIN I AM A SNATCHER FAN!!!!!

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Confession 221... Hi!! I'm the anon of "I want an AHIT animated series" About a month ago I watched the series "Hilda", I started watching it because I found several similarities with AHIT, both with the protagonist, the world and the characters. Without going into details and spoilers, its a very nice series, I really enjoyed watching it and I recommend it. I've even found Hilda fans being AHIT fans, and I'm sure there are also AHIT fans who are also Hilda fans!

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Confession 220... I think both of the DLC chapters were ultimately superfluous. Neither DLC chapter really expands upon anything from the main games story. The only good thing they gave us was Mustache Girl’s time rift and storybook.