ObsidianThunder

Nerd stuff and cosplay and moar nerdstuff and Martial Arts.  Sandan with Go-Kan-Ryu Karate

[jeanprouvaires]

I don’t even know what to say

[cipheramnesia]

I ring the bell and a little guy dressed all in pink pops out like, “Nobody gets to see the Baskin! Nobody no how!”

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Dorn: *says anything*

Perturabo: I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

“Apparently ‘spite’ is not an appropriate answer to ‘what motivates you?’ ”

Perturabo, probably

[boltertokokoro]

Clown Marines

A single drop pod of clown marines can contain more marines than normal. It will pop open with confetti and honking noise and other clown related sounds.

The marines will also make squeaking and honking sound with each step.

[warhammer-40k-fantasy]

White Scars Astarte on speedbike

(M40, picto-depiction)

[fosterthor]

odin’s death scene was so moving

[sassyglassesbunny]

IKR I WAS SHOOKETH

[erebabes-deactivated20200405]

traitor alignment chart (+sanguinius)

[butchdotgov]

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

[crystalandrock]

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

[fiftysevenacademics]

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

[sci-fantasy]

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

[necrofuturism]

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

[mao-tenno]

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

[jukeboxemcsa]

Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…

[ridingtheironfire]

Today in “I just remembered this blog exists” I finished a 2500 point expansion for my Iron Warriors that I’m calling Operation SacOff.

Sacrificial Offering lets me put all my primary detachment (ie the marines and glaive, etc) into outflanking reserve and the militia get stubborn in my dz, and don’t score points for my opponents when they die.

[hatefulsage]

I remembered I have a heresy blog.

[cotfneverender]

Easter - The Prize Fighter Inferno

[devourfrombeneath]

if you can’t inspire yourself to leap blindly into absurdity then how the hell you gonna inspire somebody else can i get an amen

[philippageorgiou]

Worf + One-Liners

[thedarkperidot]

Dramatic snow leopard spots new camera in enclosure for the first time

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love him

[ask-kitom]

He chonk

[hatefulsage]

Oh hey, Paradise Wildlife Park is down the road from me. Neato

[secondclassvines]

[shadowthehedgehog-moved]

Uldren watch out! That’s not actually Mara Sov! That’s a taken servitor called the voice of Riven oh my god he has his airpods in he can’t hear us

[izzy-lyzard-illystrates]

I miss these guys. Still experimenting with brushes but i’m having a nostalgia trip for the Mechanicus so here you go.

[nuclearblastuk]

CELLAR DARLING | RELEASE 2ND SINGLE ‘THE SPELL’, ANNOUNCE ALBUM RELEASE DATE AND LAUNCH PRE-ORDER!

After surprising their fans with 'Insomnia’, the proggy and mad first single from their upcoming album, the Swiss progressive folk rockers CELLAR DARLING have dropped a brand new song and have finally announced long-awaited details about their new release. Their second studio album will be a concept album entitled 'The Spell' and it is set to release on March 22nd. Pre-orders are available now and you can get the album as 2 CD-digibook (featuring 13 songs + an audiobook of Anna Murphy telling the story behind the concept), black vinyl or digitally via this link: http://nblast.de/CDTheSpell

Along with this big news, CELLAR DARLING unveiled the title track of the album.

“As some of you have discovered already, over the past 13 days we have revealed the tracklist of our new album, along with amazing artwork created by Costin Chioreanu, who is also behind all of the beautiful animated videos for the new songs. The 13 tracks of  ’The Spell’ invite you to witness the journey of a girl who falls in love with Death. In the song released today, a spell has been cast on our protagonist — for now, her love shall go unfulfilled…” - CELLAR DARLING

The album is scheduled for release on the 22nd of March 2019, and the single is out now: Watch 'The Spell' here: https://youtu.be/nnLvaHHBJOc Download or stream 'The Spell’: http://nblast.de/CDTheSpellSingle Watch the previously released 'Insomnia’: https://youtu.be/QeXDYjDV2mw

Tracklist: 1. Pain 2. Death 3. Love 4. The Spell 5. Burn 6. Hang 7. Sleep 8. Insomnia 9. Freeze 10. Fall 11. Drown 12. Love Pt. II 13. Death Pt. II

See 'The Spell' on tour this year: Tickets: https://www.cellardarling.com/shows  

CELLAR DARLING w/ BLANKET, APPEARANCE OF NOTHING 21.03.              UK       Sheffield - Foundry 23.03.              UK       Cardiff - The Globe 24.03.              UK       Birmingham - Hare & Hounds 26.03.              UK       Norwich - The Waterfront 27.03.              UK       Hull - The Welly 2 28.03.              UK       Glasgow - Audio 29.03.              IRL       Dublin - On The Rox 30.03.              UK       Manchester - Academy 3 31.03.              UK       London - The Jazz Café Camden 

02.04.              NL        Utrecht - De Helling 07.04.              I           Pavia (PV) - Dagda Live Club 09.04.              I           Rome - Traffic Live Club 27.04.              F          Bruguières - Echoes & Merveilles Festival 02.05.              CH       Winterthur - Salzhaus 04.05.              CH       Solothurn - Kulturfabrik Kofmehl 

13. - 15.06.     CH       Interlaken - Greenfield Festival 

CELLAR DARLING are: Anna Murphy - vocals, hurdy-gurdy, multi-instrumentalist Merlin Sutter - drums Ivo Henzi - guitars, bass

[hatefulsage]

Super excited for the London date 🤘