Hat Corp. Official Suggestions Blog

Suggestions & RP blog for all three of the Hat lads.

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren’t those Xephos’ shoes?

>: They might be...

>: If they are, I gotta give it to the little scamp who broke into a highly secure facility to steal the big man in charge's shoes for a bit.

[hatfilms-suggestions]

just wait until he sees all the shaving cream in his shoes…

>: I'm almost impressed. Where did you get all that shaving cream?

>: And also all those shoes? Because most of them are not mine.

[hatfilms-suggestions]

*tosses an apple in a generic apple doctor joke as a response to the concept the universe hates trott*

>: Oh woe is me.

Trott takes a crunch of the apple.

>: The world is a circus, and I am its hardest working clown.

[hatfilms-suggestions]

>: So, not only are all my pockets sown shut, but also my wallet has gone. Have I not suffered enough?

[hatfilms-suggestions]

[camera shutter noise] cheese!

>: I hate it here.

[hatfilms-suggestions]

No, no, don’t sew his pockets shut. Use a seam ripper and undo all of the seams in some of his shirts

>: See the problem with that plan is I'm gonna have to fix it later.

>: Apparently, they don't teach life skills at doctor school or whatever swamp Smiffy grew up in.

[hatfilms-suggestions]

ross, great cosplay

>: I'm glad somebody can enjoy my suffering and my rope burn.

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Eat- no you idiot im going to give you a makeover and take an embarrassing photo of you

Nano grabbed his head, starting to apply primer

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Are you sure Smiffy didn't put you up to this? Like to get me back for the fact that I made him dress up as Jessie for our group Halloween costume that one time?

[nanosuggestions]

Maybe I'll just put purple food dye into Smiffy, is his slime dyeable?

Nano nodded pleased as the primer was set, starting to add foundation and lipstick

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh absolutley. Food dye does pretty well in that department. Bonus is that it tastes terrible.

[nanosuggestions]

Do me a favor and not warn him? I think he'd be very funny to make purple... what color would you even get from mixing green and purple? Lalna might know with his fancy schmancy art degree, did you know he has an art degree? I don't think he even studied technology.

Nano started to apply contouring and eyeliner, working her best around the facial hair to make Ross to at least look vaguely like her face shape and curves

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Who am I to stand in the way of vengence. I'm sure Smiffy will hate it. It'll probably be a gross colour and he'll whine about it all day.

Though who would have suspected, the mad scientist himself didn't even go to uni for technology shit. So, did he fucking teach himself how to make nukes by trial and error or was he buying like, how to make nukes for dumbies and just decided to take it from there?

[nanosuggestions]

I know right? He gets so happy on the blue moon we actually have to draw something, won't shut up about it. Like, I won't deny he's actually a good artist, but it's not what you expect from the man. I learned all I know about blowing shit up with nukes from him so I guess it's not super hard if you have a teacher, not like I actually pay attention to all the like, math...stuff...

Nano moves on to fussing with Ross's hair, seemingly producing a hairbrush from nowhere as she tries to at least somewhat tame it

[hatfilms-suggestions]

At least Lalna went to school. We had Smiffy make our nukes and I don't think he can even count.

[nanosuggestions]

Hm, note to self force smiffy to count to 10 to get out of a trap at some point

After a few more minutes she pulls away, pulling out his mirror, showing Ross the makeup she did, it looks good even if her foundation is definitely the wrong shade to match ross, very much a nano kind of makeup

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh man, I forget that makeup isn't necessarily face paint for grown ups. Though I guess that's what you get when your only experience of it is having your little cousins use you as their "canvas".

Very nice.

So can I go now?

[nanosuggestions]

Nano pulled a dress out of her bag with a wicked grin

Nope, makeup's only half of the battle

[hatfilms-suggestions]

I don't know if you weren’t listening the first time, but aren't 2ft taller than you.

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Eat- no you idiot im going to give you a makeover and take an embarrassing photo of you

Nano grabbed his head, starting to apply primer

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Are you sure Smiffy didn't put you up to this? Like to get me back for the fact that I made him dress up as Jessie for our group Halloween costume that one time?

[nanosuggestions]

Maybe I'll just put purple food dye into Smiffy, is his slime dyeable?

Nano nodded pleased as the primer was set, starting to add foundation and lipstick

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh absolutley. Food dye does pretty well in that department. Bonus is that it tastes terrible.

[nanosuggestions]

Do me a favor and not warn him? I think he'd be very funny to make purple... what color would you even get from mixing green and purple? Lalna might know with his fancy schmancy art degree, did you know he has an art degree? I don't think he even studied technology.

Nano started to apply contouring and eyeliner, working her best around the facial hair to make Ross to at least look vaguely like her face shape and curves

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Who am I to stand in the way of vengence. I'm sure Smiffy will hate it. It'll probably be a gross colour and he'll whine about it all day.

Though who would have suspected, the mad scientist himself didn't even go to uni for technology shit. So, did he fucking teach himself how to make nukes by trial and error or was he buying like, how to make nukes for dumbies and just decided to take it from there?

[nanosuggestions]

I know right? He gets so happy on the blue moon we actually have to draw something, won't shut up about it. Like, I won't deny he's actually a good artist, but it's not what you expect from the man. I learned all I know about blowing shit up with nukes from him so I guess it's not super hard if you have a teacher, not like I actually pay attention to all the like, math...stuff...

Nano moves on to fussing with Ross's hair, seemingly producing a hairbrush from nowhere as she tries to at least somewhat tame it

[hatfilms-suggestions]

At least Lalna went to school. We had Smiffy make our nukes and I don't think he can even count.

[nanosuggestions]

Hm, note to self force smiffy to count to 10 to get out of a trap at some point

After a few more minutes she pulls away, pulling out his mirror, showing Ross the makeup she did, it looks good even if her foundation is definitely the wrong shade to match ross, very much a nano kind of makeup

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh man, I forget that makeup isn't necessarily face paint for grown ups. Though I guess that's what you get when your only experience of it is having your little cousins use you as their "canvas".

Very nice.

So can I go now?

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Eat- no you idiot im going to give you a makeover and take an embarrassing photo of you

Nano grabbed his head, starting to apply primer

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Are you sure Smiffy didn't put you up to this? Like to get me back for the fact that I made him dress up as Jessie for our group Halloween costume that one time?

[nanosuggestions]

Maybe I'll just put purple food dye into Smiffy, is his slime dyeable?

Nano nodded pleased as the primer was set, starting to add foundation and lipstick

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh absolutley. Food dye does pretty well in that department. Bonus is that it tastes terrible.

[nanosuggestions]

Do me a favor and not warn him? I think he'd be very funny to make purple... what color would you even get from mixing green and purple? Lalna might know with his fancy schmancy art degree, did you know he has an art degree? I don't think he even studied technology.

Nano started to apply contouring and eyeliner, working her best around the facial hair to make Ross to at least look vaguely like her face shape and curves

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Who am I to stand in the way of vengence. I'm sure Smiffy will hate it. It'll probably be a gross colour and he'll whine about it all day.

Though who would have suspected, the mad scientist himself didn't even go to uni for technology shit. So, did he fucking teach himself how to make nukes by trial and error or was he buying like, how to make nukes for dumbies and just decided to take it from there?

[nanosuggestions]

I know right? He gets so happy on the blue moon we actually have to draw something, won't shut up about it. Like, I won't deny he's actually a good artist, but it's not what you expect from the man. I learned all I know about blowing shit up with nukes from him so I guess it's not super hard if you have a teacher, not like I actually pay attention to all the like, math...stuff...

Nano moves on to fussing with Ross's hair, seemingly producing a hairbrush from nowhere as she tries to at least somewhat tame it

[hatfilms-suggestions]

At least Lalna went to school. We had Smiffy make our nukes and I don't think he can even count.

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Eat- no you idiot im going to give you a makeover and take an embarrassing photo of you

Nano grabbed his head, starting to apply primer

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Are you sure Smiffy didn't put you up to this? Like to get me back for the fact that I made him dress up as Jessie for our group Halloween costume that one time?

[nanosuggestions]

Maybe I'll just put purple food dye into Smiffy, is his slime dyeable?

Nano nodded pleased as the primer was set, starting to add foundation and lipstick

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh absolutley. Food dye does pretty well in that department. Bonus is that it tastes terrible.

[nanosuggestions]

Do me a favor and not warn him? I think he'd be very funny to make purple... what color would you even get from mixing green and purple? Lalna might know with his fancy schmancy art degree, did you know he has an art degree? I don't think he even studied technology.

Nano started to apply contouring and eyeliner, working her best around the facial hair to make Ross to at least look vaguely like her face shape and curves

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Who am I to stand in the way of vengence. I'm sure Smiffy will hate it. It'll probably be a gross colour and he'll whine about it all day.

Though who would have suspected, the mad scientist himself didn't even go to uni for technology shit. So, did he fucking teach himself how to make nukes by trial and error or was he buying like, how to make nukes for dumbies and just decided to take it from there?

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Eat- no you idiot im going to give you a makeover and take an embarrassing photo of you

Nano grabbed his head, starting to apply primer

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Are you sure Smiffy didn't put you up to this? Like to get me back for the fact that I made him dress up as Jessie for our group Halloween costume that one time?

[nanosuggestions]

Maybe I'll just put purple food dye into Smiffy, is his slime dyeable?

Nano nodded pleased as the primer was set, starting to add foundation and lipstick

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Oh absolutley. Food dye does pretty well in that department. Bonus is that it tastes terrible.

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Eat- no you idiot im going to give you a makeover and take an embarrassing photo of you

Nano grabbed his head, starting to apply primer

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Are you sure Smiffy didn't put you up to this? Like to get me back for the fact that I made him dress up as Jessie for our group Halloween costume that one time?

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[nanosuggestions]

Sorry mate I kinda have like, four different people I need to plan revenge on without counting you, I got plenty of rivals.

Nano rummaged through her bag, before pulling out several cases of makeup

Now since you thought you could do a shitty impersonation of me, I'm going to show you and the hats what a PROPER Nanosounds look should be

Oh also next time I'll make the rope out of poison ivy if you keep NAGGIN'

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You're not gonna make me eat paint are you? Trott's already done that.

And also Smiffy but that was a seperate incident.

[nanosuggestions]

Heeey not to be a bother here, but can you hurry up with the whole kidnapping thing. My back hurts. Also, the little bastard who gave me Trotty's wallet took all the money out!

@hatfilms-suggestions

Augh, you were the one complaining and making me take longer, I guess I'm only going to get one of you bastards because i need to get back, so hold still!

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Aren't I like, 2ft taller than you?

[nanosuggestions]

and what about it? You’re just lucky I don’t have murder on the mind tonight

[hatfilms-suggestions]

You wouldn't murder me, who else would you plan revenge on. It's like a hobby for you. How are you gonna fill that time? Knitting? Sculpting? Something normal?

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Hava nice day lmao gottem

>: I think you don't get- ...

>: You know what, sure, you got me. Congratulations.

>: Now, can you leave me alone?

[hatfilms-suggestions]

Honestly, they should've known better. Trying to outscam the best is going to get them straight to Hava.

>: I know this is a trap, but I have to give you something. Since I'm also curious as to where you're going with this, I'll play along.

>: Hava what?