Black Hat Red Converse

idk why i have this blog

[hatguy305]

If I controlled the universe, nobody would ever be thirsty and need to pee at the same time.

[hatguy305]

I was bored and lonely so I bought a lemon

[mrzykmoriceau-deactivated202012]

[hatguy305]

I have been watching this for several minutes

[hatguy305]

[hatguy305]

In a lab giving life to the metal unborn

Cole: I need to file this piece

Me: CAN YOU FILE THESE FILES PLEASE.

Cole: *ignores me and keeps filing the piece*

Me: Yeah sure. He-Hey, but wouldn't it be—

Cole: Is this more Don't hug me I'm scared?

Me: . . .

Cole: Well, is it?

Me: . . . yeah

Cole: Dang it Sam

[hatguy305]

Unemployment

The only way of becoming unemployed as a high schooler I didn’t see coming was my company shutting down.

[hatguy305]

Gifs

It hit me in robotics today— You can make a gif into a flipbook. And apparently this is actually a think companies do.

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[hatguy305]

Whatever makes you happy, man.

[scorpio-infp-introvert]

[hatguy305]

“Emotional cinnamon rolls.” This pleases me.

[hatguy305]

I have so many obscure pictures like this saved.

[hatguy305]

*at work*

Me: And I’m gonna have to have you sign this copy of the receipt for me.

Teenage Customer: (Using his parent’s credit card) Oh ok *scribbles a wavy line across the signature line*

Me: . . .

Teenage Customer: Seeya

Me: Okay bye

[hatguy305]

So I guess I drew this a while ago, and never really showed it to anybody.

[hatguy305]

That moment when you realize you somehow got three followers on Tumblr. Thanks guys, whoever you are.

[hatguy305]

IRC

That moment when strangers won’t stop arguing about politics on the #powder channel.

[thegentlemansarmchair-deactivat]

Listen to your heart!

[hatguy305]

Listen to the rain!

[hatguy305]

HelloWorld.txt

print(”Hello, World!”)

echo “Hello, World!”

#include

int main(void)

{

       puts(”Hello, World!”)

}

console.log ‘Hello, World!”

document.write(’Hello, World!’);

print “Hello, World!

“;

print “Hello, World!”

[neurosciencenews]

Robots Don’t Need to be Human Look Alikes

R2-D2, the robot from Star Wars, doesn’t communicate in human language, but is, nevertheless, capable of showing its intentions. For human-robot interactions, the robot does not have to be a true ‘humanoid’, provided that its signals are designed in the right way, UT researcher Daphne Karreman says.

[hatguy305]

My only question is why it’s taken so long for people to realize this.