"A Bit Out of Sorts."

Indie Selective Syfy Alice Hatter RP Blog.Sideblog for Arthurtristankingsmen.

[hattermadthe]

you sayin you got around gettin laid that much?

“It’s been a while, but that is the definition of a manslut, yes~.”

[hattermadthe]

BOI IT'S DANGEROUS LETTING PEOPLE AROUND HERE HAVE THEIR IMAGINATION GO WILD.

“It certainly doesn’t matter to me. The worst they can be is correct.”

[hattermadthe]

Fuckboy or Manslut, holy hell Hatter. Wanna explain THAT difference here?

“Not particularly. I’ll let you use your imagination for such things.”

[hattermadthe]

so you're a fuckboy huh, hatter?

“Yes. But if you want to address me proper, I’m far more preferential  to the term ‘manslut’.”

[hattermadthe]

AH SHIT IT'S THE FOOD COP- *flamingo rides away in a loony toons fashion*

“Hm. Alice was right. Green does mean go.”

[hattermadthe]

splatterlewis:

There is the sound of a certain skeleton ghost screaming in the distance. And rapidly approaching. HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED.

“The man of the hour himself, here to confiscate your weapons of mass destruction, I’m sure. Better run while you can.”

[hattermadthe]

HEY HAT MAN! We got some delicious, lovely, dill pickle and cheese kale chips for you to try. Along with a box of instant tea, mustard flavor.

“I have seen the light when it comes to food, thanks to a friend or two. And thus, if you put any of those items anywhere near me, I shall consider it a hate crime.”

[hattermadthe]

Which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator?

The sarcastic fuckboy who secretely has a heart of gold

Upon first meeting you might seem insufferable, but it's only because you don't have time for what others might think of you. You're independent, confident, and you know what you want. That intimidates people, and you know it. But deep down you know it's all a show. You desire to be loved as much as any other person, but you don't want to get hurt and thus it's difficult for you to appear vulnerable to others. You'll try to mask your feelings with humor and aggressiveness when you feel someone might be getting too close to home. But those who have the patience to endure your cold exterior will be rewarded with the most caring and loyal person in their lives. You're the ride or die kind of type, and once you fall in love, you do it deeply and unconditionally.

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Tagging: anyone interested 

[hattermadthe]

Make your muse

And then there’s this asshole

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[hattermadthe]

splatterlewis​:

                    “Well that just sounds deplorable. That just makes me more interested in feeding you actual food to prove the cursed levels of food crimes being committed today.”

      The ghost had perked one bone eyebrow upwards, while his hair flowed freely. The backs of it wiggling like they were flames under the control of the skeleton’s own will power. Everything around him was warm, like the average temperature of him was not at all that of the same ghostly cold ideas most stories held. And while his own power analyzed Hatter’s, his eyes took in the image of creative wear. Honestly, if he really did go by ‘Hatter’, with that odd fae magic about… Was Wonderland a thing? He didn’t put it past the world to have that exist.

                       “Now you’re tempting me in turn. Sounds fair enough, a meal for a cup of tea, something new. The deal is struck then. I’ll bring you food one day for that cup.”

“You’ve got yourself a deal there, my friend, and I’m keen to keep it should that day come. I’ve got a stash of a delightful rosehip you might enjoy.” Hatter offered a second bow. 

With it, he took a moment to study the skeleton with a hum. He was quite fascinating actually, dressed nice if perhaps a bit tame, but with a splash of color to bring the whole of it together. Quite snazzy. And he did have a bit of warmth to him that seemed to roll out into the air around him, as well as the more obvious flame of his hair on that floating skull of his. 

Was that a common thing with skeletons? To have heads that floated and hair or an elemental nature? Perhaps he should ask Alice at some point. All he knew were the undead that’d been temporarily a boone for him and his allies, but those clearly weren’t on this level of magic or conjuration. This was no mass distraction.

“If you do, I might request that you bring enough for several. Four, at the very least. My friends might like to try something a bit on the special side, and one of them really ought to eat more and a deal healthier, if it can be managed.”

[hattermadthe]

new too this blog and that gif set fight scene has big dick energy. i now think your muse has big dick energy and sass, congratulations

Now both eyebrows are skyward. “Hm. Now that is a strange turn of phrase. I can’t say I’ve heard it, but I rather do think I’d be happy to have this-- big dick energy? It sounds like nothing short of a compliment.”

[hattermadthe]

i do not know who you are, but would you like some cursed food? perhaps some pickled kale chips?

Hatter raises a brow. “Do you perhaps have anything a few degrees close to edible?”

[hattermadthe]

splatterlewis​:

       Well that was unexpected. Of all the people and entities he has come across, not a single one was, well, a Hatter specifically. Splatter could feel some odd magic coming off the man, it was familiar to that of a few fae he has met. but it wasn’t a powerful foreground element. Hm. How strange. He did have to admit, watching that fancy hat trick had been impressive.

                      “Well if you’re that bad off from having good food at all, then clearly I’m going to need to change that and prove just how horrible these crimes against eating are. A pleasure meeting you, Hatter. I am known as Splatter. And shall soon be cooking you better meals.”

Hatter made a chuckle from a throat, raising both brows and grinning. “Really now? For me and so easily? Oh you certainly aren’t at all from where I’m from. But honestly, if you’re inclined to make such an offer then I’m doubly inclined to accept it.”

After his many stints with Cheshire and their own plays at messing with the undead, a skeleton animated wasn’t the most frightful or strange thing he’d ever seen, though this Splatter certainly was the tallest being he’d seen in perhaps.... ever? Ever, most certainly. He looked like he could be from the other wonderland and had eaten one of the cakes perhaps. “It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance. And if you ever do intend to bring food, perhaps I’ll have to say thank you with a nice cup of tea.” 

[hattermadthe]

splatterlewis​:

                    “I do not know who you are, you mad hatter looking mad man, but you do not put half those things into your mouth. They are terrible abominations against cooking and as a chef I am personally offended. Do I need to teach you better food as well?”

“Charmed, skeleton, and you’re quite close on several accounts, if I’m honest.” He gave a large and perhaps a tad overdramatic bow, the hat coming off and rolling down one leather sleeve to his hand. “Hatter is, in fact, the name. And I defer to your judgement on food. My tastes I’m sure run quite contrary to most when I’m happy to have food on the table at all.”

Tea though? Curse that with such shenanigans and he would promptly debone you for sport.

[hattermadthe]

“You know, some of those things don’t sound all that terrible when it’s food, at the very least. And some of that I have to question why you’d put in your body for any reason other than to spite whatever cosmos threw you together in the first place.”

[hattermadthe]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃?

Deeply, like the vastness of the sea

You are a very passionate person. You feel everything so intensely, and that definitely includes love. You need someone who will match that passion, that intensity. You need someone who will care about you as much as you care about them, but you have a hard time finding that. You're usually the one who loves more, and it's sad sometimes, but it's okay. But you will find someone who loves you just as much as you love them.

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[ninaahelvar]

Hatter + This fight scene