Hatter's Tea Time

Go on then! Spill the tea! This is a MAD tea party, after all!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

~ WELCOME ~

to my lovely little tea party of a blog! Come, sit, stay for a while, ask me anything, pay me a lovely little compliment, and perhaps I'll return one to you!

This is a multishipping blog! I will be answering asks, responding to RPs, etc. If you do not like multishipping, then please find a different Jervis blog.

I will NOT tolerate any form of hate, either to me, others on the blog, or to any specific groups.

Please do not pit people against one another! Treat separate muse interactions as separate people, and rps the same way! Think of it like "spider verse," guys, separate little worlds! Asks to pick between users/muses will not be answered.

Treat others kindly! Please and thank you :)

Non-rp posts will be tagged with #tea-talk

Mun: @cuphamster64

Platonic Jervis blog: @hattersplatonicparty

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Ohhhh you all do not understand! My darling... they're so captivating... I could watch them for hours, even if they were just scrolling through videos mindlessly on their phone...

[hatterslovelyteatime]

I am alive, I assure you! My apologies for the absence! You see, I've had my... eye on someone... I had to devote quite a lot of time to... ensuring they are kept safe! Anyway, hello!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Jervs have ya seen one of my hats? It’s missin’ an’ i don’t know where it went, i’m thinkin’ ya got it cause i dunno who else has a pension of stealin’ my hats - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

I did not STEAL it! I am patching it up! You think I would just TAKE a hat for no reason? What a cruel man you are, thinking I would be so terrible...!

.......

Okay fine, I took it to get your head size without asking. It was supposed to be a surprise, my darling corvid!

[formidotrypanophobia]

i- why do i feel like ya measure more’n jus’ my head when i’m asleep now?

[hatterslovelyteatime]

I measure your arms and legs from time to time in case I wish to make you a new coat, but that's all! Nothing more!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

What? No details?

NO! No details! You may not hear how Alastor is in bed! Al is MINE. Not yours. It's not your business how we get "down and dirty."

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Jervs have ya seen one of my hats? It’s missin’ an’ i don’t know where it went, i’m thinkin’ ya got it cause i dunno who else has a pension of stealin’ my hats - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

I did not STEAL it! I am patching it up! You think I would just TAKE a hat for no reason? What a cruel man you are, thinking I would be so terrible...!

.......

Okay fine, I took it to get your head size without asking. It was supposed to be a surprise, my darling corvid!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

So. How's music meister in bed?

Excellent! Thank you for asking!

[formidotrypanophobia]

one day, i’m gonna have ta tell Jervs i don’t think he’s magic.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

EHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THIS JONATHAN CRANE YOU BASTARD WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT MAGIC YOU LKTTLE SHITE IM GOJNG TO THEOW YOU OFF A BUILDING I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE

[formidotrypanophobia]

exactly wha’ i mean, ya ain’t magic! Love ya anyways tho’

[hatterslovelyteatime]

I AM MAGIC! I AM! I AM WHIMSICAL AND MAGICAL AND I AM HEAVENLY! NO KISSES OR CUDDLES FOR YOU.

[formidotrypanophobia]

if yer so magical, then why don’t’cha use yer magic an’ magic up a tot? Eh? Thought so, an’ awwww, really?? No kisses’n cuddles? Oh! You wound me!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Nest. Now.

[formidotrypanophobia]

one day, i’m gonna have ta tell Jervs i don’t think he’s magic.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

EHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THIS JONATHAN CRANE YOU BASTARD WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT MAGIC YOU LKTTLE SHITE IM GOJNG TO THEOW YOU OFF A BUILDING I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE

[formidotrypanophobia]

exactly wha’ i mean, ya ain’t magic! Love ya anyways tho’

[hatterslovelyteatime]

I AM MAGIC! I AM! I AM WHIMSICAL AND MAGICAL AND I AM HEAVENLY! NO KISSES OR CUDDLES FOR YOU.

[formidotrypanophobia]

one day, i’m gonna have ta tell Jervs i don’t think he’s magic.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

EHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THIS JONATHAN CRANE YOU BASTARD WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT MAGIC YOU LKTTLE SHITE IM GOJNG TO THEOW YOU OFF A BUILDING I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE

[hatterslovelyteatime]

AAAAA ITS BLOODY TEA TUESDAY BUT. BUT I AM FEELING TERRIBLE!! MY BRAIN IS COVERED IN STATIC!!!! Postponed. Again. Until Thursday. Please and thank you.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Oh Jervy~ I miss you sugar~ Won't you come keep me company?~ -🎵🎙

O-Oh my! Y-Yes, yes I can CERTAINLY do that, my darling~ You've missed me? I promise you, I've missed you too~!

@themarvelousmeister

[formidotrypanophobia]

You are submissive and breed able. Omega behavior fr.

WH- JERVS DO YA UNDERSTAND WHA’ ANY OF THIS MEANS?!

@hatterslovelyteatime

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Well, submissive and breedable correlate to one another, but OMEGA still isn't fitting. I'm assuming they're describing what that means, but I'm not understanding WHY omega means such things...???

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Jervs i jus’ got told my behaviour was “omega behaviour” do- do ya even know wha’ tha’ means!? Is it one of’em new gotham street kid insults??? - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

...??? An omega? Isn't omega a letter of the Greek alphabet??? I'm uncertain how you can BE a letter except for your genome sequence.

[formidotrypanophobia]

tha’s wha’ i’m tryna understand! I’m jus’ as if naut more confused’n ya are!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Well, I'm terrified to search it up on "urban dictionary," so I suppose perhaps it's best if we stay confused.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Jervs i jus’ got told my behaviour was “omega behaviour” do- do ya even know wha’ tha’ means!? Is it one of’em new gotham street kid insults??? - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

...??? An omega? Isn't omega a letter of the Greek alphabet??? I'm uncertain how you can BE a letter except for your genome sequence.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A SCARECROW!!! 🐦‍⬛🐎

Cw: suggestive / nsfw text

Oh I do, don't you worry about that~ I'm not too talented at it, but Jonathan seems to enjoy watching at the very least.

The REAL fun is when HE rides a Hatter! Oh, he is IMPECCABLE! He knows just what to say to rile me up, knows exactly the pace to use to drive me wild...

Goodness, I ought to go find that scoundrel...

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Jervy~ May I kiss your cheek?~ - 🎵🎙

Yes! You may, my dear! Come here, bring it in~! I've been craving some sugar~

@themarvelousmeister

[themarvelousmeister]

Mwah!! 💋

You're too cute!

[hatterslovelyteatime]

O-Oh my~! Thank you, my dear~! You're far too gorgeous for this world~