Dead Girls Have More Fun

Touhou RP blog for Yuyuko Sagiyouji and Mima Could be easily mistaken for something approaching the ballpark of canon. Open to all and nearly all themes. Still under construction.

[hauntedgensokyo]

"Fear me!" Said the ice fairy who totally didnt accidently double click and submited the image with out text.

“What in the darkest night is that supposed to be,” asked the Spirit whose writer’s got yo back.

“What sort of fish even is that? It looks stupid.”

[hauntedgensokyo]

Hey Yuyu, what are you going to dress up as for Halloween?

“For this spectral festival, what better costume than something ordinary?”

[hauntedgensokyo]

"Hey Mina, you're a magical person right? Can you pull a bunny out of your hat?"

“Why, you hungry?”

“I had a Lunarian rabbit trapped in a hell dimension in my hat for a while, but I forgot to feed it for a few months. Meat might still be good if you’re not picky.”

[hauntedgensokyo]

Miss Mima, are there people you especially enjoy causing mischief with? In a parter-in-crime sort of way I mean. Additionally, is there a noteworthy requirement?

“I usually prefer to work alone, given how useless most people tend to be, but there are a few who are pleasant enough to raise Jigoku with. Leech comes to mind. The only real requirement-”

“- is a refined sense of taste.”

[hauntedgensokyo]

cruentusscarlet‌:

“She’s so right! My mental health is more important than the things around the Mansion! Besides, you can get more like these with that money of yours if you want, Remilia.” Well, that was super effective, because Miyuki’s now pulling the knives from before again to start shooting them around. It’s a great way to vent!

“But WHY?! Why destroy things when you could go to the dungeons and use the humans as targets! They are funnier to shoot at!” All in all, these can be restored later, anyways.

“An excellent idea! After breaking things here, we can go break Humans down there!” Wainotboth.png. “Get all that catharsis, squirt! Break it all!”

Honestly, Mima has nothing against Remilia. Not personal at all... Makai, she’s rather fond of the Vampire! It’s just that destruction must be encouraged at all times. That’s Mima’s code that she didn’t just make up right now!

[hauntedgensokyo]

[hauntedgensokyo]

cruentusscarlet‌:

“No! Who will you listen to, your alternative mother, or a random evil spirit?…” Mima what are you doing HERE?!

“I don’t know…this ‘evil’ spirit sounds like the cool aunt that understands the situation better.”

“Alternative mother? Please.”

“A cool aunt? Yeah, that sounds good! Know what sounds better? Shattering glass!” Spirit tail just gonna go ahead and push that little mirror off the shelf over there. “What’s more important? Mental wellbeing or things?”

[fujinoshizuru]

[hauntedgensokyo]

fujinoshizuru‌:

千年一酔 by 零花

[ask-saigyouji-yuyuko-blog]

[hauntedgensokyo]

ask-saigyouji-yuyuko‌:

~”When I should die, let me die while laid at ease by full spring moon underneath the blooming trees”~  Lyrica Live ||SpeedPaint|| Click here to see~ ||DA|| Watch me?  ♪

[hauntedgensokyo]

cruentusscarlet‌:

“You…who the Hell do you think you are to go around using the items around the Mansion as targets for your practice?! Didn’t the other me or Sakuya teach you some manners?!”

“I was stressed, alright?…I’ll clean my own mess in a moment, don’t worry.”

“Oh, don’t let Leechy get you down, squirt! She’s just cranky. Break all the stuff you want!”

Few things can draw out character motivation quite like the opportunity to be an awful influence.

[pure-red-wine-deactivated202003]

What is the best track from the PC-98 era Touhou and why is it Reincarnation?

[touhou-curator]

Yuyuko Saigyouji by drmzed

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[aku-no-homu]

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aku-no-homu‌:

西行寺幽幽子 by artist 豆浆Rr (weibo)

[rosemargatroid]

[hauntedgensokyo]

rosemargatroid‌:

Sen by 60mai.

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[hauntedgensokyo]

"Yuyuko! Yuyuko! Rumor mill says that you're looking for a new gardener? Are you planning on replacing Youmu? Have you already fired her? Or are you expanding your staff? Are you planning on franchising your garden? You should open one up in old hell! It's drab and boring down there!"

Yuyuko simply held Aya’s gaze with a serene smile for a long few moments of silence. Sorry, just give her a second... Or, ya know, three. Six... Okay, ten!

“The Konpakus are ever the root of Hakugyokurou, deep and present even when they are here no longer,” the Ghost princess replied as she began to circle the Tengu. “What servant could be better than the one who is half and half again?”

“The garden of Hell isn’t the place nor its keeper. Its planting belies its beauty: a sowing that will never know the kiss of a harvest, seeds that remain earth-bound evermore. Would you join them, I wonder, should your blood ebe away like the tides? Or would you find rest in oblivion beyond mine reach and judgment?”

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gardenerswords:

“Mnn…”  Discontent.

“If that is all you’ll be needing…” her voice trails mute, scanning for reaction.

Ding!

“That will be all, my precious. If you have time, I believe my darling could use a pruning. See to that, will you?”