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our postdoc is desperate for a man. she has had previous boyfriends. one dumped her to became a catholic priest and one dumped her to become a buddhist monk. iām not saying she had something to do with that but iām not NOT saying that.
our new postdocās one major flaw is that she doesnāt seem to grasp the science weāre doing. but her more important flaw is that she is unfortunately severely annoying. nice girl, nothing wrong with her, but just impossible to spend time around.
living on the edge eating a salad from panera but lowkey i could use a laxative so
there has never been a funny asexual meme. and i donāt mean theyāre offensive, i mean they lack humor. so please donāt send them to me.
every time i cat sit iām like. actually i think pets arenāt for me. i could do ONE cat in a house made entirely of cement and vinyl.
one of the many good things about covid is that when wildfires take over canada i already have n95s
academic writing these days is always like ābe/longingā āre-memberingā ā(under)standingā
STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"
letās get back to scifi utopias because i need pill food, sexbots, and waterless showers. we used to dream of a better world.
a med student in my lab went away to study for and take step 1 and came back different. she was gone for almost a year. sheās a husk of who she once was.
odyssey literally became an english word meaning long and arduous journey. so no i donāt want to see it crammed into a 3-hour movie featuring some of our worst actors.
there are three types of people who get phds as far as i can tell. people who want to make the world better (misguided but willing to go on psychiatric meds), people who are just empty shells with no personality or passions (will do anything they are instructed to do), and people who want to destroy society (self-explanatory).
thinking about living in europe for 6-8 years to have a couple healthy ferrets. then iāll move back once they die.
currently playing iām too sexy in the hospital hallways
structural engineering is so miraculous to me that iām surprised buildings donāt collapse more often. by my math, 7/10 structures should collapse before their second year.
every evil person has something to do with harvard if you look hard enough
why does everything have to degrade? why canāt we have one thing that you can just set and forget forever? it is actually distressing to me that you have to always be doing maintenance and itās all because of stupid water. wish we lived on an ethanol planet or some shit
every time itās a girlās turn to hit the dating apps, the winning advice is to give ugly guys a chance because you might come to find them somewhat attractive some day. and i have to sit there hiding my disgust.
