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gothic1997

i just found an old flash drive and this is the only thing on it

seeing ryan follow pete back on instagram is actually quite high on my list of insane things that have happened in the last few days Actually it may be number one

thepoisonroom

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv

0gl1tch0

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

Wait this actually really helps

funhomes

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

funhomes

still getting notifications from this post 12 years later…… will i ever be free…..

boxerbrother

dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

just-shower-thoughts

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.