infomaniac

char - 30s - 🏳️‍⚧️ - any pronouns - librarian but not in a hot way

[thepoisonroom]

re: lrb don't get it twisted nirvanna the band being in toronto is NOT a selling point for me if i was trying to enjoy my lunch break and 1-2 annoying guys started doing improv with me i would kill them

[mino2aur]

benefits of living in toronto: nirvanna the band is there

struggles of living in toronto: people are constantly going to bat for drake like its normal

[mino2aur]

people will straight face be like drake lowkey won the beef. look man whether you like the guy or not they were calling him a pedophile at the super bowl

[gaylittlebillionaires]

[thepoisonroom]

whoever thought up testosterone puberty was truly demonic why am i the horniest i've ever been with the worst acne of my life

[thepoisonroom]

i can't even talk about the face situation if you're in line for the testosterone puberty that doesn't make your face hurt then hunker down bc you'll be there a while

[guiltfactory]

guy who gets horny at the idea of crashing into a wall with a tunnel painted on it. guy who gets hard thinking about running off the side of a cliff and hovering in the air for a second until he looks down and realizes the ground is gone. guy who jerks off at the thought of little birds circling his head after getting whacked by a big colorful mallet. guy who comes when he imagines sitting up after a piano falls on him and smiling with a mouth full of piano keys and they each play a note as they fall out one by one.

[triplejump2008]

[thepoisonroom]

can a bunch of people in the exact size range i've been throughout my life come to my apartment and take all my weird clothes btw

[yekkes]

If Squidward was a woman lesbians would have pfps of Squidward like they do of Lisa Simpson

[srdcovka]

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[bossymarmalade]

whenever you are cutting open a too-enthusiastically sealed package or slicing a reluctant tomato be always aware that whatever sharp implement you are using thirsts endlessly for your flesh and no matter where you've placed your hand, if you slip for just a moment, the point will FIND YOU

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

[loveridden1999]

[pjackk]

When will pride month be over already

[lioncourtz]

"A poignant tableau, conspiring mother advising a distraught son. And you'll get no argument here if you were to interrupt and say, Lestat, an excellent time to end it. What words did she conjure up to turn me and that bus back around, you ask?  I'll never do them justice. Instead, let me paraphrase a more eminent vampire caught in a similar situation."

[gallnerkyle]

HUDSON WILLIAMS yellowdoordecorpg ― (via Instagram)

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely