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my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

#this too is ntbts if you're following along at home

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

#i'm very specifically the variant where your older sister's friends thought you were cute so they'd let you tag along if you whined

slowly building up my list of joints that can't resist betraying me

#woke up with my jaw all fucked up only on the right side though what the hell is that #personal nonsense

oldbutchdanielmolloy

i could be your deadbeat tumblr mutual

#re: lrb

ryebreadgf

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

ryebreadgf

fujoshis with serious day jobs have skills and competencies you can only dream of

#the type of mutuals i meet making gay little posts on tumblr dot com could kill me in any type of combat physical verbal psychological etc

cognitohazardous

kinda stupid for the rokos basilisk guys to call themselves rationalists. getting scared of a time traveling murder robot isnt very rational

#never a worse dating app experience than when i was in the bay area trying to filter out rationalist techsbians based on profile vibes alone #basically the same situation as that tweet about how straight men will talk around being conservative on eating apps #*dating apps #because they've figured out it makes them unfuckable to some #like it's bad enough that you're a libertarian freak with genuinely concerning woo beliefs why do i have to learn a code just to avoid y'all

victoriavonhemen

happy garfday

#anyone wanna get garfed up on a friday

koiagain

im going to fix my entire life

fruitcakebro

When?

koiagain

Like Um. later

avpdhaunt

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

cannot explain the level of psychic protection that learning to genuinely enjoy whatever i have going on has given me. people don't want to hang and i'm like that's fine maybe they didn't get the memo about my winning personality.........whether this makes me worse as a person in the world is not for me to say

#it's for everyone else to say and talk about when i'm not there but that's fine you're allowed your trade secrets #personal nonsense #may delete later i was just thinking about how nice it is when you meet new friends and you just Get what the other person is putting down #one of the most delicious experiences you can have that makes you at least momentarily glad to be this way in this time and place #also before you ask i did not achieve this by improving as a person at any point #i achieved it by working very hard with a really good therapist while also making 500 posts a day about it chapter 2 #so this may be a monkey's paw situation that will curdle in my stomach in due time #anyway i like saying my dumb shit and wearing my stupid outfits and being a little pretentious it's fun for me.......

miscelium

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

#love sending a post by one of my beloved HR mutuals to one of my newly beloved ntbts(tm) mutuals time is a flat circle

thedownfallofamericapart2

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there

#did you know that many public librarians are also supposed to help you find any other stuff you need that's not there. btw

onemilliondraculas

#no it's like why am i being given the runaround by a guy named default mclastname. and his stable of characters with that same name.#and they're winning and it is NOT close

parakeet

Had a dream last night I was a bus driver and I just got off at one of the stops and left all the people on the bus just sitting there

#absent father to an entire bus must feel nice

achillesinhighheels

#to the anon who just messaged me for recs....

pankendev

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

#me when i moved to wisconsin and was like i hate it here i want to kms and then i was like noo i need to save money first maybe i'll like it #then i was like noooo now i need to finish library school and get that in-state tuition #and four years and early covid and one shit-ass breakup later i was like well i did all the shit you're supposed to do #i developed hobbies and made friends and built a life here. however i still hate it you could not let me out of here soon enough goodbye.#every 6-12 months i would be like i can't fucking stand this and then i would be like wait maybe i'll get used to it #and it's like to what end

loveridden1999

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

#like what is the virtue in enduring genuinely. even if it could get better in the future i'm a shell of a person NOW

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