infomaniac

char - 30s - 🏳️‍⚧️ - any pronouns - librarian but not in a hot way

[thepoisonroom]

remember there are hot women posting everywhere

please know that i never ever forget this and always act with this in the back of my mind

[transgenderweedeater]

charlotte web was all about her having babies and dying young. she should have been at the cluuuuuuubb

[dykescully]

i'm going to (remembers i have to keep going, for love and, if nothing else, out of spite to those who would see us eradicated) live myself

[aaronstveit]

My mom gave me this 9-mil for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card: "Jesus Loves Winners". That's why no matter what I do, I aim to win.

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 1999 • dir. Michael Patrick Jann

[thepoisonroom]

Charrrrrrr this is random but hi ^_^ you're cool and I like you. Hope you have a nice weekend!

yayyyyy thank you reading this sweetheart message was the best possible thing i could've seen opening tumblr dot app while high as hell on a saturday night

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[wizardarchetypes]

cooking a zuccini in an oven right now and i was sitting here lazily reading a post when i heard a loud noise from the oven and as a genuine reaction and for no one at all bc i'm here alone i lept to my feet and exclaimed "What this?! What's befallen my zuccini??"

[tsarina-anadyomene]

appeals to authority hitherto unimagined

[piercingcomet]

[ID: white on black text that reads: Source: dropped out of a psych major /end ID]

[thepoisonroom]

tumblr staff delete the inbox tab i don't need to see those horrid numbers

[bikefuckersoftheworldunite]

Velvet Goldmine (1998) dir. Todd Haynes

[loveridden1999]

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

[johannestevans]

Sometimes on ao3 you end up wishing for v targeted filters that could never actually be implemented. Pls ao3 show me only authors who are 30+

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

man this piece of media i like that's bad and sucks would be so cool and awesome if it wasnt bad and didnt suck. unfortunately,

[thepoisonroom]

the average patron being mean to me is nothing next to the devastating power of social rejection from a gay coworker

[thepoisonroom]

yes i am still thinking about the shot of john darnielle mountaingoats hearing high hopes for the first time why do you ask

[thepoisonroom]

happy eight years of john darnielle mountaingoats hearing high hopes for the first time

[thepoisonroom]

tim horton's is partnering with harry potter :(

ugh thanks for the heads up 💀