c'mon baby, light my fire.

[subitupjonah]

6 ‘i’m bored’ sex

@hausofalexandcr

Jonah never needs to ask what Alex wants. Not when he downrights storms into the bedroom, giving him that look, which was kind of hilarious to think about when he had seen him pace around the house just a moment ago. He watches in amusement as Alex joined him in bed, feeling the dip of the mattress as he sits down on it right before the Switch grabs his wrist to tug his hand towards his crotch. Jonah complies and shifts into a more comfortable position as he tugs the other back down with his free hand to have him join him more properly.

[subitupjonah]

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

@hausofalexandcr

It was awfully quiet inside the house. The only sound that could be heard was whatever noise was coming from the television and Chaos’s light snoring from her bed. Matthias was off doing who knows what, which left Jonah and Alex on the couch. Jonah spent more attention on his phone than what was going on on the tv, and every now and then he noticed the figure next to him slump more and more. Alex was tired, he could tell that much, and he wasn’t going to blame him, so when he suddenly had his lap occupied with a head full of dark curls, Jonah didn’t object. He put away his phone instead and gently dug his fingers into those dark curls to massage the scalp. It didn’t take too long to hear soft snoring coming from him as well. 

[zayniepottah]

[itryreallyhardactually]

umbrella academy is a mood

[hausofalexandcr]

DO YOUR WORST

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

20: What would you name your future daughter?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out lot?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Will you sing today?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?

57: Do you use chap stick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Send one for my muse’s reaction to yours

☽ sexting mine

♥ slapping mine on the ass

❖ pushing mine up against the wall

⚜ calling mine for a booty call

☺ propositioning them for a good time

★ groping mine

☯ sliding their hand up mine’s thigh

✹ walking in on them while bathing

✖ pulling mine up over their shoulder

⧓ blindfolding mine

Send any symbol plus ↻ for our muses roles to be reversed.

[arabwife]

taking fake eyelashes off after a long night is so therapeutic

[darling-with-no-probs]

[meanplastic]

[likelydestiny]

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

[betterthankanyebitch]

[animatedtext]

[subitupjonah]

I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

“Sure, dude. With my balls. Have at it.”

[subitupjonah]

📂

Whenever Jonah is feeling extra spontanous, he knows that Alex is his partner in crime for whatever they are cooking up and for who. They get along strangely well when Alex is normally someone he wouldn’t bat an eye at if they had been in LA. Is it fate? Who knows, at least someone is keeping Jonah sane when he feel like going crazy (in the best kind of way).

[patrick-donovan]

📱

[TEXT FOR THEA]

[text]: I’m such a little bitch for you, my muse. I want your cock in me, I want to beg and plead for you to fuck me. 

[...]:

[text]: ...Alex. Hi.

[text]: ...Well, that’s embarrassing. 

send my muse a 📱 text that wasn’t meant for them

[hausofalexandcr]

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

They’d been lounging in Dani’s townhouse for the greater part of the day. Just chatting and getting caught up on the island’s happenings. It wasn’t the direction he was expecting the conversation to go  but he wasn’t about to stop it either. “The zipper?” He glances down at his crotch to check if it was down. It wasn’t. But when Dani closed the space between them and crawled into his lap he put two and two together. “Of course can, darling.” A pause as a smirk spreads across his lips. “Wanna be my personal underwear inspector too?”

[hausofalexandcr]

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

Alex’s eyebrows inched up his forehead when the offer was spoken. The lips they fell from were the only thing he could focus on and he had to subtly pinch himself in the crook of this elbow to prompt himself to speak. “Ooh! The grand tour?” He starts, smirk pulling at his lips. “Sounds fancy. What exactly does that entail? Anything kinky? Are we going to get in trouble?” His eyes were bright, face excited about the possibilities.