[blamblamfever]

[misterbadboy]

This would look so good on you..

[truelovegaylove]

[kingofthepitt]

It’s not narcissism, it’s an empirical fact.

[devotedlydelightfuldragon]

[televisionsgif]

[fuckyeahqueeraf]

[elleestcommelalune]

Me during my therapy sessions

[hypersexualachillean]

im pretty but id be prettier covered in hickeys and cum

[nsfw-userboxes]

[fresh-hot-rp-memes]

Send “brush” to accidentally touch one of my muse’s scars

Send “trace” to purposely touch one of my muse’s scars

Send either of these words plus “reverse” for our muses to switch places

[subitupjonah]

6 ‘i’m bored’ sex

@hausofalexandcr

Jonah never needs to ask what Alex wants. Not when he downrights storms into the bedroom, giving him that look, which was kind of hilarious to think about when he had seen him pace around the house just a moment ago. He watches in amusement as Alex joined him in bed, feeling the dip of the mattress as he sits down on it right before the Switch grabs his wrist to tug his hand towards his crotch. Jonah complies and shifts into a more comfortable position as he tugs the other back down with his free hand to have him join him more properly.

[minacixus-blog]

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

[uglysex]

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

[sxnshiinechilde]

Doms with a god complex.

That's it. That's the tweet

[subitupjonah]

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

@hausofalexandcr

It was awfully quiet inside the house. The only sound that could be heard was whatever noise was coming from the television and Chaos’s light snoring from her bed. Matthias was off doing who knows what, which left Jonah and Alex on the couch. Jonah spent more attention on his phone than what was going on on the tv, and every now and then he noticed the figure next to him slump more and more. Alex was tired, he could tell that much, and he wasn’t going to blame him, so when he suddenly had his lap occupied with a head full of dark curls, Jonah didn’t object. He put away his phone instead and gently dug his fingers into those dark curls to massage the scalp. It didn’t take too long to hear soft snoring coming from him as well. 

[subitupjonah]

[ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning 

@matthiasvenzo

It wasn’t really meant to happen when it did, but oh boy, it did happen, and Jonah wasn’t sure if he was in trouble for it or not. For one-- he didn’t kiss men, though now he wasn’t even sure of the reason why anymore. Secondly-- Matthias wasn’t a kisser. 

Maybe it was the insensity of everything that had gone down, or knowing that despite his fuck-up, Matthias still wanted him around. And that led to them fucking for the first time in over a month and Matthias being fucking concerned when Jonah just wanted to feel every goddamn inch of him. For once, Matthias was the one who wouldn’t shut up and ask if he was okay and it was annoying, especially when he had his weight on top of him and Matthias was the one who was injured after have gotten himself into a fight, or several of them. He wasn’t sure, nor was he going to ask. The important thing was, he was okay, they both were and Jonah was missing the roughness. “Do you ever shut up?” He says it in a teasing tone, adding a hint of a smile to the question, and then he acts faster than he’s allowing himself to think by grabbing the back of his neck and yanking him down. It’s a simple press of lips. Nothing too intimate. But it sure as hell sets the pace.

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!