.˜”*°• Lady of Heaven •°*”˜.

[hausofdali]

I refer to myself as a widow most days anyway, so…

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I’m throwing the latte machine into the pool

[hausofdali]

You bought that for the both of us, moron!

[hausofdali]

I refer to myself as a widow most days anyway, so...

[hausofdali]

I know this is TV but don’t be fooled, poor Sammy wears this expression on his face everyday.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME

[hausofdali]

...what does that have to do with anything? Is this about what I do? No.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I’m throwing you into a pool again and not feeling sorry about it

[hausofdali]

And you’ll be in the pool house with Sammy until further notice.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME

[hausofdali]

...what does that have to do with anything? Is this about what I do? No.

[hausofdali]

@nobodyaskedtheyknow If we’re fighting you can just say so– 🙄

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[hausofdali]

Unless you really want to spend every other paycheck on hair product because chlorine and my hair are a bad mix.

😃 Actually let’s just do that! Now I have an excuse.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

You’re going to yeet yourself into the pool now. Fuck

[hausofdali]

😘😘😘😘 I love you!

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[hausofdali]

Unless you really want to spend every other paycheck on hair product because chlorine and my hair are a bad mix.

😃 Actually let’s just do that! Now I have an excuse.

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Where’s the love??

[hausofdali]

In the pool. Where I left it after you shoved me in. 🙂

❤️

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

IT WAS ONE TIME

[hausofdali]

And for the rest of our lives you’ll know not to ever do it again.

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Where’s the love??

[hausofdali]

In the pool. Where I left it after you shoved me in. 🙂

❤️

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I made a great decision

and no one listen to her she definitely loves me

[hausofdali]

I’ll sell him for ten dollars right now.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

You’d be sad without me

[hausofdali]

I’m not Sammy.

[mrxfunsize]

You might have to pay someone to take him off your hands. 

[drunklittleuncleadam]

I’d pay her to keep that thing off the streets

[hausofdali]

You’re both useless.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I made a great decision

and no one listen to her she definitely loves me

[hausofdali]

I’ll sell him for ten dollars right now.

[hausofdali]

“Hey you wanna pick my outfit for tonight?”

FINALLY he lets me make the decision...only to do this.

🙃 I hate him. He’s gonna tell you all that I love him. I don’t.

I’m putting him up for sale. I’ve had enough. 🙃

[hausofdali]

Pink and Burberry don’t go together.

Pink

and

Burberry

DO NOT

go together.

I’m offended at such disrespect.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I looked great

[hausofdali]

From the neck up.

[hausofdali]

Pink and Burberry don’t go together.

Pink

and

Burberry

DO NOT

go together.

I’m offended at such disrespect.