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[hausofdali]

I refer to myself as a widow most days anyway, so…

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I’m throwing the latte machine into the pool

[hausofdali]

You bought that for the both of us, moron!

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Oh. Shit

[hausofdali]

I refer to myself as a widow most days anyway, so…

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I’m throwing the latte machine into the pool

[jesusdelaluchalibre]

Hey watch my vlog where Chris says he doesn’t have time for my vlogs EVEN THOUGH HE DID A WHOLE MUSICAL NUMBER WITH THAT BURBERRY WEARING RIDICULOUSLY UNNECESSARILY HUGE ASS JACKET GIVING PIECE OF CRAP.

:((((

someone love me

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Somebody come get’er bc my boy is bitter

[jesusdelaluchalibre]

Istg I’ll make Dali a fucking widow RIGHT NOW BITCH

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Bitter

[jesusdelaluchalibre]

Hey watch my vlog where Chris says he doesn’t have time for my vlogs EVEN THOUGH HE DID A WHOLE MUSICAL NUMBER WITH THAT BURBERRY WEARING RIDICULOUSLY UNNECESSARILY HUGE ASS JACKET GIVING PIECE OF CRAP.

:((((

someone love me

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Somebody come get’er bc my boy is bitter

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

YALL LOVE ME

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME

[hausofdali]

...what does that have to do with anything? Is this about what I do? No.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I’m throwing you into a pool again and not feeling sorry about it

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

"Respectfully"

[magnhildmelee]

@nobodyaskedtheyknow I personally think your girlfriend is wonderful. 100% a keeper. Js

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

She’s a keeper but man, she hurts me so

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[hausofdali]

Unless you really want to spend every other paycheck on hair product because chlorine and my hair are a bad mix.

😃 Actually let’s just do that! Now I have an excuse.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

You’re going to yeet yourself into the pool now. Fuck

[hausofdali]

😘😘😘😘 I love you!

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Fuuuuccckkkkk

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[hausofdali]

Unless you really want to spend every other paycheck on hair product because chlorine and my hair are a bad mix.

😃 Actually let’s just do that! Now I have an excuse.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

You’re going to yeet yourself into the pool now. Fuck

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Where’s the love??

[hausofdali]

In the pool. Where I left it after you shoved me in. 🙂

❤️

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

IT WAS ONE TIME

[hausofdali]

And for the rest of our lives you’ll know not to ever do it again.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

...eeeeehhhhhh

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Where’s the love??

[hausofdali]

In the pool. Where I left it after you shoved me in. 🙂

❤️

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

IT WAS ONE TIME

[hausofdali]

Boo him out of the arena.

He deserves it.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Where’s the love??

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I made a great decision

and no one listen to her she definitely loves me

[hausofdali]

I’ll sell him for ten dollars right now.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

You’d be sad without me

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

I made a great decision

and no one listen to her she definitely loves me

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

today sucks

[jesusdelaluchalibre]

True.

[nobodyaskedtheyknow]

Happy birth