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ignore me outing who i am on accident if i did))

a reunion sounds nice

-🎰🎰

Yes! We can have snacks!

A wedding is a bit sudden

- Hawaii

I-yeah you make a lot of sense

Whatttt, noo of course not *slowly hides the swords*

-Audience member

Mhm please be careful with those

The reunion better involve a ship getting married 🗡️🗡️(/lh)

-Audience Member

Wait are those swords

fellshish

i think some people get so obsessed with wanting to be a fandom famous fic writer that they make themselves miserable like they obsessively check their own stats and the stats of fics they consider to be their “rivals” (?????) and go to ridiculous lengths to “win” some imaginary competition as if it’s not supposed to be about fun and the love of creating. on the other side it’s totally a catch 22 because the people who have accidentally written the ‘fandom famous’ fics often end up miserable because it opens them up to lots of criticism and it feels like their next fics have impossible standards to live up to. step away from the ao3 stats page you’ll be so much happier i promise

Reunion 👀👀

-NC

👀👀👀👀

We havin a reunion or something

-Rhode island

Rhode!

You started baking cookies 2 years ago. They done yet?

-west

(looks at broken oven) Uh

louis--wifey

If y'all are active on TikTok than you you know what's happening. Tons of TikTokers (myself including) are going to Rednote or xiaohongshu as a big fuck you to our government. I've seen a video of TT of someone saying that this is our Boston Tea Party. So WHERE TF IS BEN??!? I get he's busy but this is huge! I know that Mass is loving this with every fiber of his being

louis--wifey

*Next meeting*

Mass, snaps into the room flipping off Gov: 你好, motherfacker! (Ní hão/Hello)

Gov: *looking confused and offended*

Mass: 我开始了另一场革命 (Wõ hāishi le lìng yīchãng géming)

Gov: I don't speak Mandarin...

Cal: He said "I started another revolution"!

Gov: Excuse me!

Gov: Wait- Since when do you speak Mandarin?

Cal: Do you know how many Asians I have? Also I've learned a lot more on 小红书! (xìãohóngshū /Little Red Book)

Gov: On what??

New York: 小红书. The Little Red Book, or Rednote. It's the actual Chinese version of TikTok. All the TikTokers are moving there, the Chinese netizens have been teaching them Mandarin and calling them "TikTok refugees"

Florida, snapping in the meeting: 你好! (Ní hão/Hello)

Gov: You're in on this too?! Why am I even surprised?

Florida: Duh! Me and Loui have been learning Chinese together!

Loui: Mais, 你他妈说得对! (Ni shuō dé tài duì le/You're damn right)

Florida: I've been learning the important ones like: 去你妈的 (qù ni mā de/fuck you)

Gov: Fine, I won't ban TikTok.

Washington: No, go ahead. I've just made tons of Chinese friends, they are so nice!

theywhoshantbenamed

Except for Florida and Loui, all the states mentioned here likely have the highest capacity for learning Chinese, going by Asian population lol

louis--wifey

Florida and Loui are just learning the basics, the insults, and the curse words. California already spoke fluent Chinese he just needed an excuse to bring xìãohóngshū into it.

ayyyy whats good

-🎰🎰

Nothing much what's good with you

Oh yippee

-Hawaii

Morning Hawaii

Hollllyyy shit, notification jump scare

-NC

(Hello! ooc)

(Hello!)

Ayo 2025 we’re so back?

-Florida