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So, short recap of this hell of a week

- starting with the US elections being the most dramatic ones ever

- Trump declares himself winner literal days before we get an official result

- The whole world's waiting for friggin Nevada to count their votes

- Trump wants to stop counting the votes, but at the same time not. He's confused, wants to involve the supreme court. Unclear why.

- with everyone's eyes still glued to Nevada, the CW airs a new episode of Supernatural, casually kicking the entirety of tumblr back into the year 2013

- Destiel becomes canon after 11 seasons / 12 years

- Castiel "dies" and somehow the internet turns it into a mainstream meme

- For about 12 hours everyone is convinced that Canon Destiel caused russian dictator Vladimir Putin to step down

- While all of us are busy freaking out about Destiel, Georgia turns blue, and we all find out via Destiel memes

- We're still waiting for Nevada

- Pennsylvania turns blue as well, and we find out via Destiel memes AGAIN

- Destiel-Antis are getting mad and Destiel-Fans are having an absolute blast after a single-word tweet. "COPE"

- Superwholock is crawling out of its grave and people bring back tumblr code and dashcon

- rumours about Sherlock season 5 to make the Superwholock chaos perfect

- Putin is NOT stepping down but that doesn't stop the memes

- Destiel is trending on Twitter ON TOP OF THE ELECTION, and it's trending in combination with Putin.

- still waiting for Nevada

- Trump declares himself winner again and gets mad at twitter for marking his tweets as incorrect

- Trump still tries to stop the ballot counting with wild accusations of cheating. Also, he really really hates the mail-in ballots.

- we still freak out over Destiel and find out that Dan and Phil dating is confirmed. Suddenly we're all 13 again.

- Trumps son tweets about starting a war

- while the whole world is STILL waiting for Nevada, Trump goes golfing, but not without declaring himself winner once more. Winner "BY A LOT".

- nothing from Nevada

- Trumps team send emails to people asking them for more money

- Biden wins Pennsylvania, now having enought electoral votes to win the presidency, fireworks all around the globe

- about 0.2 seconds after Pennsylvania has made Biden president, Nevada finishes counting.

- Joe Biden becomes the 46th President of the United States and a big bunch of people find out via destiel memes

- Trump lost the election. BY A LOT.

- "JOE IS BIDEN"

- we declare Biden the Destiel president

- Trump does not accept the election results. What a surprise.

- Trump is still golfing but his giant team of lawyers have dug up a bunch of people who claim to have witnessed cheating in the ballot counting

- Trumps lawyer team holds a press conference about their plans to fight against the cheating, leaving everyone confused about 1) their non-existent proof and 2) the very weird venue this conference was held at

- "stop the steal"

- we learn that Trump's press conference was held in the parking lot of Four Seasons Landscaping, not the luxury hotel Four Seasons.

- we also learn that Four Seasons Landscaping is located in-between a crematorium and a sex-toy shop

- Biden makes a speech and Trump finally stops golfing. Trump's fans are very mad at the democracy for being a democracy. They also hate socialism without even knowing what it means.

hauvler

then dabi getting to #1 worldwide trending in the middle of it all

#way too wild

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Birthday Gift Part 2 (Yandere Overhaul x Reader)

Title: Birthday Gift (Part 2) (Yandere Overhaul x Reader)

Synopsis: You finally get up the nerve to ask your captor for a special gift–a birthday gift. Continuation of Birthday Gift Part 1.

Word Count: 3053

Notes: Yandere, emotional manipulation

“Kai, there’s…” You struggle to find the words. You hadn’t exactly felt confident about your request before, but faced with his deceptively impassive gaze, it is difficult to muster the courage to even ask.

He raises his eyebrows, and waits for you to collect yourself.

You take a deep breath and fold your hands neatly in your lap. You start to feel prim, good–deserving, even, of what you’re about to ask for.

“I wanted to ask about my birthday…”

His expression brightens–well, you think it does. You like to think that you’ve gotten good at reading his face over the past few months, and it’s helped you navigate your more… difficult moments. Emboldened, you continue.

“I want to see my mom.”

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Adoration and Pain (Vampire!Yandere Overhaul x Reader)

Title: Adoration and Pain (Vampire!Yandere Overhaul x Reader)

Synopsis: You are his pure, sweet doe. His perfect angel. The most exquisite blood bank that a vampire, that Kai Chisaki, could ask for.

Word Count: 2243

Notes: yandere, vampire, descriptions of violence and mild gore, mentions of past suicide attempt

You sit on your bed, legs crossed, and take a calming breath. You remind yourself of the things that you know, the things that you can count on. It keeps you from panicking, it keeps you sedated while you wait for him to arrive.

The things that you know: It is night time. You are in your room. You are wearing a pale blue night gown, the one with a small blood stain on the lace wrist cuff that won’t come out. Kai will be coming soon.

You still know your name. You still remember, however dimly, what it was like to feel the sun on your skin, the glowing warmth of a summer day, the cool brightness of a cheery blue sky in the wintertime. Kai will be coming soon. You have no way of tracking time now, in the small suite he’s crafted for you, nor did he like you attempting to keep track of the days.

What is a day when you’ve lived hundreds of years, after all?

Kai will be coming soon.

Time is not a blip for you, though, poor mortal thing that you are; instead, the days–the nights, the nights–drag on endlessly, sometimes feeling like an exquisitely painful, delirious dream. Grounding yourself when you wake up is the only way to keep things from completely blurring together, keeping things separate enough to maintain sanity.

He visits you every night to feed. To tear open your skin and drink the oozing life blood inside. Pure blood, he’d said, when he first took you away from everything you’d ever known. Sweet blood, clean, refreshing–the finest blood he’d ever tasted, and now that he’d tasted it, Kai Chisaki could not fathom anything less.

You were his endless dinner, providing sustenance night after night. Never mind the bruising, never mind the pain, never mind the sounds, those sickening slurps of your blood being feasted upon. Never mind the fear that still gripped you every time he removed his mask, revealing sharp, predatory fangs that could only be hidden by keeping his mouth shut tight–or by wearing a mask.

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mirshroom

i was hangin out with a friend on monday and she brought up a delinquent au soooo;;;

cmirael

TOYA

cmirael

never meant to be

moomooofdoom

AU where Kai actually isn’t a bad guy, just a serial cleaner but he has that VIBE that makes his and Deku’s meeting just as spooky as it was in canon.

He’s just trying to do his job and Eri always points out nobody likes him and sometimes he feels like he’s being punished for something horrible he did in a different life. Probably vibes with Aizawa. I drew this in early september but never finished it so look out for part 2 and 3 one day?? featuring aizawa and all might?? gotta learn to draw them haha

kokomiin

i tried to think of a funny caption but this is just my impression of 287 ok

maybelsart

Days 8 + 9

I cling to thee + Consumed by a kiss

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

tieflingfaggot

oh fuck i have to draw dabi [runs into traffic]

cmirael

when you see a $825 dollar skirt and you know you have to steal it

yanderemommabean

Overhaul definitely makes up excuses about how you "look sick" or is "checking for abnormalities" as an excuse to get his hands on you. He wants to touch you so bad but he doesnt want to seem weak or let down any defenses.

He also belittles the way you care for yourself. You aren’t doing anything wrong obviously but he has to make it seem like it so he can have even more excuses to touch you.

Brushing your hair, washing your skin, brushing your teeth, cleaning your nails, scrubbing your face, taking care of your feet, massaging your muscles -the list goes on and on, and that’s just for self grooming!

He can’t let it be known he’s absolutely weak for you, so he has to manipulate and lie his way into letting you fall into his arms. And if push comes to shove, he’ll just make an excuse to have you under his permenant 24/7 supervision.

He just wants what’s best for you, won’t you let him help?

-Mommabean

drxwsyni

Anonymous asked: “12 with vampire overhaul who only drinks the finest of blood”

Prompt: Vampire!Chisaki - “Aren’t you a tasty one?”

a/n: Second prompt down, ty for the request bby!!

Spooky Prompt Masterlist

Warnings: mentions of blood, kidnapping

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You once hoped, or rather prayed that the rumours weren’t true. In this day and age, such a thing sounded like it was ripped straight out of a child’s storybook.

Vampires? You scoffed at the idea.

But the forums were detailed, accounts of evidence hinting towards this hidden supernatural reality, existing right alongside everyone, including you. It didn’t stop you from donating blood though, your skepticism making you foolish. You’d been donating for so long, and the practice was too important to give up when you knew how many people you were helping.

Little did you know, those donations weren’t used for the causes you thought you were fighting for.

You had no clue why you were unceremoniously being thrown into the trunk of a discreet looking black car, or why you were tied up, gagged and blindfolded beforehand. Not until you were forced into a kneeling position, and you heard someone relay a report to a man named Overhaul did you know why you were in this predicament.

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