half of my heart is in havana

You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the punch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down Before you met me I was alright But things were kinda heavy You brought me to life Now every February You'll be my valentine, valentine Let's go all the way tonight No regrets, just love

[mctherlcves-deactivated20190729]

snap - tba.

DYLAN: not 2 be clingy or annoying but DYLAN: where were u last night??? DYLAN: certainly not where u promised 2 be

[havcnas]

GABRIEL: i never really promised anything GABRIEL: i did say i was going to “try” GABRIEL: besides, it’s no big deal, right?

[havcnas]

➥ @talkfcst

the temperament that she was showing was somewhat expected especially since they were far into the relationship for him to drop a bomb that he’s already married. he did feel slightly guilty for tricking her and using an alias but it wasn’t his fault that she didn’t recognize him. his face was plastered all over the tabloids, headline news and having the honor of gracing the front cover at times. “listen, i didn’t mean to trick you. that wasn’t my goal, alright?” he insisted as he tried to take a hold of her hand. “i’m not going to pretend like i regretted it though because i honestly felt like myself again when i was with you.”

[loveshard]

— ✧ ❛ snapchat to: 👅

CASEY:    i’ve been staring at taco bell’s menu on the website for 2 hours CASEY:    send for help

[havcnas]

SILVER: that doesn’t sound too bad SILVER: it’s definitely better than what i’ve been doing.

[havcnas]

wildthrns:

ROSIE: really? you’re complimenting me now? ROSIE: a true gentlemen. cute. ROSIE: yeah, no. i’m not spending another second here lmao. ROSIE: he can suck himself off.  ROSIE: your girls better be gone when i come over.

AXEL: is it a crime to be nice once in a while? AXEL: better make sure not to hurt his ego AXEL: the man thinks he’s a beast in bed. AXEL: and what if they aren’t?  AXEL: you going to do anything about it?

[havcnas]

➥ @talkfcst

axel wasn’t really a fan of public speaking, so his initial reaction when his older brother asked him to speak in front of his students was no but his brother was very convincing. the older dupont promised him that he would cover for axel, bail him out the next time he got in trouble. knowing that he would need the help of the other, he grudgingly agreed and the next thing he knew he was walking in the lecture hall with his brother. he was asked to introduce himself which he nonchalantly did. “the name’s axel, i’m the guitarist of nebula. you might have heard of us, which if you did that means you’re pretty awesome and honestly, i don’t know why i’m here.”

[havcnas]

wildthrns:

ROSIE: lmao you’re so full of shit, axel. ROSIE: you think all that sweet talk’s going to work? ROSIE: they took all that they could from you ROSIE: and now you want me to finish their job? ROSIE: you can do better than that.

AXEL: ouch, i’m hurt sweetheart. AXEL: i’m not sweet talking. AXEL: just giving you the compliment you deserve. AXEL: anyways, it’s your loss. AXEL: you could come over or spend the rest of the day with him.

[havcnas]

wildthrns:

ROSIE: wow axel. ROSIE: thanks for your unnecessary suggestion, which i didn’t even ask for. ROSIE: whatever will i do without you? ROSIE: lmao, i didn’t ask but ok cool. ROSIE: you can fuck off now. ROSIE: i don’t really give a fuck tbh.

AXEL: you’re welcome AXEL: anytime! AXEL: you’d probably die from sexual deprivation. AXEL: but i was so excited to tell you all about it. AXEL: anyway the thing is... AXEL: they actually couldn’t compare to you.

[havcnas]

wildthrns:

ROSIE: boy was sweet. ROSIE: seemed like the type who could potentially fuck me up in bed. ROSIE: you know, shy on the streets, an animal in the sheets. ROSIE: well, i’m not. ROSIE: if i was, i would have asked how your night went. ROSIE: get over yourself, axel.

AXEL: you’ve got it all wrong darling. AXEL: next time, i’d suggest that you not experiment anymore. AXEL: just in case you were wondering, i had quite an eventful night AXEL: scored two girls actually AXEL: but you wanna know something?

[havcnas]

wildthrns:

ROSIE: i’m sure you’re able to figure it out. ROSIE: hurt his ego or not, i rlly don’t care. it’s not like i’ll fuck him the second time. ROSIE: honey, i fell asleep. granted, i was already tired but if he was even the slightest bit entertaining i wouldn’t have dozed off. ROSIE: don’t flatter yourself. you think i’m jealous? ROSIE: you make it sound as if i can’t find myself a better fuck. ROSIE: you ain’t shit, axel.

AXEL: i feel pity for him now AXEL: what made you think he was a good fuck in the first place? AXEL: yeah, i think you are. AXEL: chill.  AXEL: that’s not what you said the last time.

[havcnas]

wildthrns:

ROSIE: don’t mock me. ROSIE: i hope i didn’t hurt your bandmate’s ego, though i don’t think he noticed one bit. ROSIE: leave the puppy in the dark. what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.  ROSIE: i suppose being spoiled with breakfast in bed do make up for boring sex. ROSIE: weren’t you busy with other girls?

AXEL: i don’t think he’d like your honesty anyways AXEL: so if he asks for a second time, what should i say? AXEL: how bad could it have been for a breakfast to make up for it. AXEL: jealousy doesn’t look good on you AXEL: but i’ll always make time for you if you asked nicely.

[wildthrns-archived]

OPEN TO: f / m / nb (friends, fwb, band member she’s been snapchatting back and forth with, anyone tbh)

ROSIE: help this bitch out. ROSIE: i’m fucking bored out of my mind. ROSIE: can’t believe this fucking guy bought me breakfast in bed. ROSIE: loser probably thinks he fucked me real good last night. ROSIE: little does he know, i fell asleep on him.

[havcnas]

AXEL: sounds like it was a blast! AXEL: wish i could have been there :) AXEL: he sounds like a “sweet” guy AXEL: you do know  AXEL: you could have asked for my company last night

[eighteensins-blog]

give me a “we’re best friends with benefits but my pals always give me shit for not dating anyone, will you pretend to be my bf/gf for a while?? and then we can have a v intense break up // argument in front of everyone one day to make it seem somewhat real, ok cool thanks you’re a true pal, let’s bang it out && now it’s been a couple of months but we still haven’t ended things but here we are, dancing in my kitchen and you look really fucking perfect, holy shit — i don’t love you, i don’t love you, i don’t love you && you end up taking me out to a v fancy restaurant and basically, we do all the things couples do and is it bad that i actually consider you home instead of my own fucking apartment?? && oh, you’re cuddling me in your sleep, that’s new and i think i heard you tell me you love me in your sleep?? no, i’m just dreaming, aren’t i?? && holy shit, we still haven’t broken up but you’re watching a movie and i’m watching you and all i can think about is how pretty your face looks and how much of a wonderful person you are, it’s not even about the sex anymore — fuck, i’m in love with you, aren’t i??” plot yes ok

[macklinassists-blog]

ok but what about a m/f plot where he is the innocent and kind one who volunteers at the hospital and walks old ladies across the street, while she is the stereotypical delinquent who drinks and fights and goes through hearts faster than cigarettes. 

and everyone disapproves of them because he is a distraction and she is a terrible idea, but it’s all irrelevant in the end because she shows him the world, and he shows her the goodness within it.

[apocalypsii-blog]

someone give me “you live in the apartment across the hall and you’re so fucking hot but i get so awkward around you even though you act completely normal and i stutter every.time. you’re out of my league anyway but then one night my stupid roommate locks me out and i forget my key and you see me sitting the hallway so you invite me in. and obviously i say yes but holy crap what is happening” plot pretty pls

[kataaras]

I’ve been on campus for who knows how long now, but I think it’s time for some COLLEGE AU’S :D

Oh, dog, you have a dog, I must pet dog - MUSE A sees MUSE B walking their dog on campus and well, obviously MUSE A has to jump over there. After that one meeting, MUSE A starts to “coincidentally” show up at the same spot to catch MUSE B walking their dog, and those meetings start to be about more than just the really cute dog.

Academic rivals because the curve is shitty and I need a solid gpa - Seriously, if MUSE B doesn’t stop trying to kiss the professor’s ass in discussion, MUSE A will fly across the room and kick their ass. It’s a cutthroat class, and only the top 10% get A’s. MUSE A and MUSE B have been at it since the beginning of the semester, and it’s only getting more intense as midterms come around. Bonus points for late night library action where they try to distract each other from studying, and it either ends in a cute fluffy montage of antics or hot steamy sex between the shelves.

You are the only reason I pay attention in lecture – whoa, whoa, whoa, who’s that? - Who doesn’t love a good twist on the classic professor/student plot? MUSE A is struggling to attend class because it’s quite possibly the most boring class in the world, but the professor’s ass is enough to keep them awake. MUSE A has already declared their love for their professor among their friend group, but wait a second! Who’s that who just walked in? A guest speaker? The professor’s successful sibling who’s got the voice of an angel (MUSE B)? My, oh my, what a family. Time for MUSE A to get acquainted. Family drama! Inappropriate texts! Oh!

You annoyed me to death at the extracurriculars fair, now here I am. Impress me. - MUSE B thought MUSE A would be perfect for their club. Naturally, MUSE B went after them and talked their ear off about their club. MUSE A really wanted to smack MUSE B in the face, but how they? They were just passionate, right? Annoyingly passionate. Eventually, MUSE B got MUSE A’s email on their listserv, and now MUSE A’s standing in the room and they’re the only new recruit. Color them unimpressed. Now MUSE B has to keep them around because the club’s desperate. Possible mumu action here.

I have an 8 AM tomorrow and I can hear you having sex above me. Stop that shit. - MUSE A is a light sleeper, and they’re very serious about getting their sleep. With their 8 AM in mind, they went to sleep around midnight to get a solid amount of sleep. Cue the bed squeaks through the ceiling. Sounds like MUSE B’s having a lot of fun up there – oh, there are the moans. Hell no. MUSE A stomps up there to give MUSE B a piece of their mind. MUSE B apologizes and the noise stops. Time skip to next week. Oh, the familiar sounds of bed squeaks and a different person’s moans. MUSE A is back at MUSE B’s door. They’re not so nice this time around. This keeps happening until MUSE A really loses it. Fun stuff.

Library meet and greets - MUSE A and MUSE B caught each other’s eyes when they were studying in the same room together at the library. They never said a word to each other, but just like that, a silent agreement was made. They studied in the same place at the same time as often as they could. Shy glances, cute smiles, warm cheeks. Are they even studying at this point? Nope, they’re just thinking about how nice it would be to hold the other person’s hand. Extra fluffy with a side of awwwwwww.

[jcggedarchive-blog]

( &; WANTED PLOTS )

 sex hotline au where muse a is a phone sex operator and muse b is an awkward freshman in college who wants a taste before stepping out into the real world. what’s meant to be a five minute phone call turns into an hour long fest, featuring several mind-blowing orgasms and learning more about each other than professionally appropriate. muse b gets a part time job just to pay for their possibly harmful sex addiction (or just addiction to muse a’s voice) and the two converse regularly for months. one day, muse b hears an oh-so-familiar voice ordering coffee in the line in front of them.

cliché best friend’s older brother plot where muse a is infatuated with their best friend’s older brother muse b, who they see occasionally when they’re over to study or for a sleepover. when muse a is a freshman and at their first high school party, they have their first kiss who’s later discovered to be muse b. muse b rejects muse a as soon as they’re confronted, which leaves muse a heartbroken until muse b goes off to college. three years later muse a gets accepted to the same college as muse b, and they see each other once again.

classical musician au? like muse a is a highly acclaimed classical musician (piano/violin/etc) who’s lost sight of their love for music, where their entire life revolves around their profession and being technically flawless but bland. muse b is a busker barely making rent every month, and when muse a hears muse b playing outside a coffee shop one day they’re completely captivated by muse b’s music. it’s a love for music they haven’t felt in ages, which is why muse a makes a quick move to get to know this struggling street musician.

private school au where it’s the holidays and muse a and muse b are the only two students staying at school during the break. it’s quite awkward as they’ve never so much as talked before, but their secret admiring glances at each other haven’t gone unnoticed by other students. their first conversation results in a snowball fight and they spend the entire break glued at the hip.

celebrity plot where muse a and muse b are both successful musicians with humongous fan-bases. muse a tweets an insult about muse b’s favorite movie and muse b decides to take a jab at muse a’s music. what starts as a fun feud gets blown up by the fans, to the point where there’s blogs and accounts dedicated to the two of them getting together.

radio host au where muse a is the familiar voice of reason on the university’s popular radio station. muse b admires from afar, from the ace music choices to the heartfelt advice that muse a always seems to have for their listeners. muse b is harshly dumped by their girlfriend/boyfriend one night, and decides to call in to their favorite radio station to whine. the conversation lasts longer than the allotted time for a single caller. on air flirting is a legitimate thing, right?

hospital au where muse a is a volunteer at the local hospital because they like to help out, reading children stories and helping them color. muse b is spoiled and bratty with a set of famous parents, and after getting arrested for their reckless behavior muse b’s parents order them to help out with the hospital in order to improve their reputation. at first muse b walks around like they own the place because of their parent’s significant donations to the hospital, but muse a refuses to give in to muse b’s absurd demands. muse b learns sympathy and muse a learns that people really can change.

[whitepetxls]

list of plots i would be D O W N to do:

* &. SECRET RELATIONSHIP: muse a isn’t exactly the most popular person around school. didn’t have many friends, stayed out of the limelight, never attended parties but instead stayed home watching netflix alongside their hot box of pizza. but muse b is the star player of the soccer team, everybody’s best friend, and always in the public eye. they were polar opposites. so who would have ever guessed that muse a and muse b were together behind closed doors. their relationship worked well, the two were a great pair. but as the secret relationship lingered on, muse a was starting to want more from muse b. a label on their relationship. (based on the tv show awkward.)

* &. DELINQUENT x OUTCAST: around town, everyone had a label. muse a was known as the outcast. sarcastic, witty, and abrasive. muse a chose their own path. very similar to muse b, the delinquent. intimidating, ill-tempered, and rumors flooding around them like crazy. one day, muse b was bragging about their capabilities of making absolutely anyone swoon. muse b’s friends challenged that statement, betting muse b that they were incapable of getting muse a to fall for them. muse b didn’t hesitate for a second. muse b persistently asked out muse a, although they had been rejected multiple times. while it started as a bet, muse b was slowly developing feelings for muse a. but what happens when muse b wins the bet and muse a discovers how their relationship really started? (based on the movies 10 things i hate about you and she’s all that.)

* &. CHILDHOOD FRIENDS: ever since 7th grade, muse a and muse b had been inseparable. the two knew each other like the back of their hands. they saw each other run through petty middle school crushes, family hardships, and more. they argued, they laughed, they did absolutely anything and everything together. however, they were always just friends. freshman year of high school muse a had confessed the crush they developed on muse b. that confession changed their entire relationship. the summer into their sophomore year, muse b stopped talking to muse a. their friendship ended within a blink of an eye. they didn’t talk for years. until senior year, muse a got into a relationship. muse a’s significant other took them to a party where muse a would be introduced to a “very important person,” the best friend. muse a was nervous, hoping and praying for the approval. when they arrived, muse a was shocked to see that the infamous best friend was muse b. (based on shit that went down this one time.)

* &. HATE/LOVE RELATIONSHIP: life for muse a and muse b consisted of constant bickering, malicious scheming, and an overall disastrous relationship. the two despised one another. muse a was cocky, flirtatious, and a heart breaker. but also charming, charismatic, and unpredictable at best. muse b was cynical, stubborn, and had a “say it how it is” mindset. but they were also intelligent, kindhearted, and beyond talented. people understood why the two were always butting heads and would often times joke that the two would end up getting married one day. taking into consideration they already acted like a married couple. muse a would gag and muse b would respond with a remark to bash on the other. people would always question why they wouldn’t just stay away from each other. but neither of them had an answer for that question. they always gravitated back to each other, even if they didn’t want to. (based on chair aka blair and chuck.)