You'll never be as fair as me

- Emilie Norman - Slytherin - 18 - Pageant Queen - Let me make something clear, you inbred peasants, I am and will always be one hundred percent better than you. When you look at yourself in the mirror, know that you are nothing compared to me. What little ambition you have pales in comparison to my own and I will do whatever it takes to get my way. Try and stop me. You'll find that you'll lose--badly.

[havea-bite]

Honestly.

[queen-of-decapitation]

Did that parasite damage your brain? I don’t vomit. Ever.

[havea-bite]

Last time I checked...no, still a genus in some ways, darling. And whatever helps you sleep at night, Katie. 

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[touch-the-spindle-deactivated20]

Who said anything about a pub? Twinks don’t go to pubs. -duh face-

[havea-bite]

Just making sure you weren't planning on picking up a Bear because, darling, that's a no. 

[havea-bite]

Texts || Emilie and Miles

Miles: Well let's cross our fingers and hope his holy spirit didn't make it's way into your fertile cathedral. No one wants to go through that again.

Emilie: Please, let's hope. And no one wants to go through with the termination again either, I swear I gained three pounds from the turmoil. Those poor eaten macaroons.

[havea-bite]

Texts || Emilie and Miles

Miles: Well I hope his penis & the probable herpes was worth it.

Emilie: Don't be ridiculous. I made a potion to protect me against everything but the holy spirit.

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[touch-the-spindle-deactivated20]

I don’t even know why you got them in the first place. -scoffs a little- do you think their are any avail guys on this ship? We should bar crawl tonight.

[havea-bite]

Sure, if you count the over 60 crowd. Kidding, I'm sure we'll find a few men. But I draw the line at going into that pub. I hate neanderthals.

[havea-bite]

Texts || Emilie and Miles

Miles: As someone has sex regularly, I can't feel your pain, but I still do not see that as a valid excuse for engaging with ravenclaw peasants.

Emilie: I really just wanted to see what the fuss was all about. You don't room with her, M. (Yet another reason to be thankful for your penis, thank you for that.)

[havea-bite]

Texts || Emilie and Miles

Miles: Did slept with some how transform into a slang term for dine and ditching, or should I call up the nearest sanitarium because you've gone completely mental.

Emilie: Can I just remind you that the last time I had sex was with Hook. And it was in November.

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[touch-the-spindle-deactivated20]

-gives the help a cordial smile and stage whispers as well- I honestly have no idea. -posh laugh-

[havea-bite]

-arm in arm- Come on, let's get a manicure before dinner. -looks down at her immaculate nails- These things are so heinous looking. 

[havea-bite]

Texts || Emilie and Miles

Miles: I trust your judgement. Spill.

Emilie: I slept with Wilson after a /fantastic/ date in Spain.

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[touch-the-spindle-deactivated20]

What is life without concierge service?

[havea-bite]

-stage whisper as she passes the help on some other floor- Honestly, how do people live without it?

[havea-bite]

Text || Emilie and Aurora

Aurora: Thank you love! xo

Emilie: What're your plans for the big day?!

[havea-bite]

Text || Emilie and Aurora

Emilie: Guess what today is, darling! Happy birthday love, xoxo

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[saffron-orlov-blog-blog]

-chuckles- I never said any such thing now did I? Shopping hm? -grins and teases- You just gave a me a brilliant idea for a new business.

[havea-bite]

Oh? Do tell, I need to know if I should be expecting royalty checks in the post. 

[havea-bite]

Texts || Emilie and Miles

Emilie: I have news and you'll judge me for it.

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[saffron-orlov-blog-blog]

-chuckles- if anyone failed it most certainly wasn’t you, from what i’ve heard of your skills. -smirks- Hey now this ol’ dog knows more than one trick.

[havea-bite]

Now now, Wilson, I was referring to shopping. No doubt I know what gutter your mind was in. -winks-

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[saffron-orlov-blog-blog]

I’ll be mentally relaxing if not physically. -grins- My brain is what’s worn out, the rest of it is all just a lot of fun. -winks-

[havea-bite]

Can we not, I swear I failed my Potion's portion. I just know it. -posh laugh- Good, there's only one activity that you should only be allowed to strain yourself with. 

[havea-bite]

Guess who booked her own suite on the 8th floor?

[saffron-orlov-blog-blog]

-chuckles- I’m so used to running around for school that I don’t think I could just lay out on deck and do nothing if I wanted to.

[havea-bite]

Ugh, why bother. It's a vacation just relax and enjoy the time off before real life starts. -huffs-