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Why is my guy hitting the Alfred Pennyworth

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I knew Gintama was gonna get dramatic going in, but damn, Sorachi didn't even get past Volume 2 without smacking me in the face with a dying old man.

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The funny thing about "Hikaru" comparing himself to the Gon and Killua pastiches at the beginning of episode 12 is that he and Yoshiki end up squabbling at the beach during their big heart-to-heart, which, along with Yoshiki's failed attempt at killing "Hikaru", actually makes them more violent towards each other than the original Gon and Killua. Gon and Killua are one of the few pairs of primary battle shonen foils whose different natures never escalate to a proper rivalry, and this is reflected in the conflict between Yoshiki and "Hikaru", who both, deep down, wish for a happy life with each other instead of anything grander that only one of them can attain.

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Reading Gintama for the first time. Shinpachi's gonna crack and do something insane 350 chapters in, I just know it.

Okay never mind this happened the very same chapter

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Is he, you know, (explodes into goop with shifting, otherworldly patterns inscribed into every drop)

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"The Roaring Knight is a fraud because Flowery was giving them-" BZZT, WRONG. The Knight literally fraud-checked Flowery. The Roaring Knight is a fraud because this so-called harbinger of the apocalypse couldn't knock down a simple stone wall.

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I agree with every theory that gives Alphys Deltarune plot relevance, especially if they contradict each other.

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In our epic quest to crack Pink Deltarune, we will find our vessel and attempt to possess it, but in a horrific twist, it will turn out that the vessel has developed a personality of its own, and that personality is "Really Wants To Make Out With Kris."

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The Danganronpa-esque Dogcheck in Deltarune Chapter 5 implies that Danganronpa is somehow relevant to Chapter 5, which is weird, because I'm pretty sure there has never been a Danganronpa game that involves the border between fiction and reality, the internality of the "unreal" people, and the impact fiction has on real people.

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Hi! My amazing friend Claire is in pretty dire straits financially. She really needs some assistance and I wanted to reach out and see if my audience could help out at all monetarily. It'd mean the world to me if you could send some money her way.

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Flowery is basically this sprite of Tenna stretched out into a whole character.

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lore update

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As someone who recently got into Gintama, learning about Gintoki being in his 20s made the jokes about him being a single dad extra funny to me. That's not a single dad, that's a shitty older brother who has to take care of his little siblings. He made poor life decisions and now he’s going grey and looks 10 years older than he really is.

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I might be Kris's worst case scenario that doesn't involve being dragged into a lake. Not only did I laugh out loud at Toriel and Sans dancing at the end of Chapter 4, I completely missed the signs of them feeling like they're losing their friends in Chapter 5. I can't wait for Chapter 6 so I can overlook their feelings in an even bigger and more baffling way than before.

[abd-ahmed-fimaly1]

I am Abd Ahmed from Gaza, Palestine.

The war has taken everything from me and my family — our home, our safety, and our source of living. We were displaced from Rafah to Al-Mawasi, and when we finally returned, we found our house destroyed and impossible to live in.Today, we live through hunger, poverty, fear, and constant pressure just to survive. Some days we cannot afford food, clean water, or even the most basic necessities. Sitting for long hours without a single meal has become part of our daily life.Before the war,

I was studying engineering and dreaming of building a better future for myself and my family. But the war stopped my education and destroyed the life I worked hard for .

I am trying to help my family survive and find a safe, stable life again. Any support, even a small donation, can help us with food, shelter, and hope during these difficult times.

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I am Abd Ahmed from Gaza. I am trying to help my family to live. We do not have any means of livelihood, and life here is expensive. We cann

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