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Overheard on the night bus

Girl #1: that’s cute!

Girl #2: cute?? I look like a rabbit!

Best part of my morning commute

The man in front of me on the platform just dropped his plastic bag from his croissant on the ground when he was done with it, but joke’s on him, it’s caught on his shoe and he’s dragging it around behind him.

An example of how my mother will never answer the question you ask her and instead answer some other question

Me: so how is Aunt K doing?

Mom: yeah, I think so.

Memes, family reunion edition

Mom: so this frog in a bad outfit wants to commit suicide

Two English fathers in the park

Father #1: (exasperated) Don't chase the birds. Father#2: not that kind of bird anyways

butteryplanet

Having Italian friends part II

A: oh, I drank the wine instead of the water! (shrugs and pours more wine)

The French Wine Snob Hipster Returns

OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT BUILDING AT 4AM, RANDOMLY WALKING BY ON THE STREET. A bittersweet hello and goodbye, the end of an era

How I know I'm old

Can't do clubs anymore. There are strange bodies touching you and music that is too loud and you just want to go home and eat cheese

Wine school

Jean-Luc, in a heavy French accent: okay, but when I'm drunk, I'm naked. Faith: you...are not the first person from [school] to tell me that.

Photoshop class

Professor, in a heavy French accent: "so ze colooor of ze year is zis shitty green..."

Living in France

You go to the mairie and then the prefecture and then the mairie and then the prefecture again. Surprise! Now you have to go back to the prefecture at 8:30 tomorrow morning.