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[fluoresensitivearchived]

Small penises aren't bad, balding isn't bad, being short isn't bad, being fat isn't bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they're bad) the better.

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[lmaonade]

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

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[medievalthymes]

what do you MEAN they don’t have gregorian chants at this karaoke bar? what kind of establishment is this?

[lovepaint]

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[transmechanicus]

Sounds lit ngl

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[nyctosaurid]

can you imagine if jurassic world really leaned into the fact that they’re splicing all sorts of animals together to make fake dinosaurs and all the designs weren’t just Large Angry Reptile

[nyctosaurid]

my ideal jurassic park is one where all the dinosaurs in the public park are beautiful and docile, but they’re secretly keeping hundreds of unethical ‘failure dinosaurs’ in testing somewhere, all of which are too violent or ugly to show. They’ve got pterosaurs with bioluminescent mouths and brontosaurs with horse legs and hundreds of other weird or grotesque and generally badly bred animals. The worst is a little collection of little potbellied hairless raptors with human hands and teeth because they tried to make some really smart, highly trainable dinosaurs, but in the end all they’ve made is ones that can hold a grudge.

[nyctosaurid]

number 18 has escaped the facility…

[nyctosaurid]

#I want to see those other ones

Others in the batch were normal, just the one hatched odd. Wings don’t work, no eyes, no vocal cords. Fur’s all dark and greasy and you can’t even see the thing till it yawns or chews at itself. No, I don’t think it’d make a very good exhibit. 

[queerdungeons]

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

[lesserjoke]

did they decide to never ever mention it or are they talking about it constantly every time the camera cuts away? we the audience get to decide and that’s why i think fiction is so powerful

[marxistprincess]

“You can’t just go wishing death on people you disagree with”

The people I disagree with:

[marxistprincess]

“But they aren’t around anymore”

[marxistprincess]

“But our society does not accept or endorse them”

Officer Who Displayed Nazi Insignia Will Receive $1.5 Million to Resign

Derek Kammerzell, an assistant police chief in Kent, Wash., was investigated and disciplined after he taped the insignia of an SS officer to

[marxistprincess]

“They’re people too! These are somebody’s sons”

So are the minorities that they slaughter and wish to genocide but for some reason me saying we should kill them for that desire is equally horrible so again I say

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[kyleehenke]

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every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[through-a-historic-lens]

New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.

[onion-souls]

What experimental value does a whole living guy add to this

[secretaryofdarkness]

Cops don’t shoot their guns if there’s no potential for civilian harm. It’s a motivator.

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

Results from the #paleostream

Entelognathus, Stenokranio, Timorebestia and Megalovis (with one big ape as well).

[smallestbubs]

like whack a mole

[bunjywunjy]

*rat voice* yeah my favorite game to play is Taunting God's Hand

[the-smart-name]