the smart name

(he/him) we ain't get it, ain't real, CUBE

[ask-pacman]

do you even care about pacman and his accomplishments or are you just some toy that looks like him

Hey once you're done drinking that bottle of Safeway pinochet you should try hitting your head with it til your life departs you

[jame7t]

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

[sanitymakesposts]

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

[jame7t]

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[bigboobshaunt]

"There's only one bed" scenes but it's the fucked up repressed gay bed from Revolutionary Girl Utena

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[targetedknowledge]

[targetedknowledge]

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[kabigon143]

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

[joocydragonfroot]

This feels more cerebral and mentally pressing than it probably should

[recoveredcombatsister]

sorry but youre never going to get me to care about workplace theft

[vrpltransdyke]

You laugh now, but they stole my workplace last year. I looked up from my desk and I was just standing in an empty field. Desk was gone too

[enki2]

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

[voidedmuffin]

hes been fighting for so long…

[isthemarkipliervidcute]

Rating: cute!

Markiplier has been fighting for his life non stop since 2017, but you can tell by the speed of his movements that he is still happy and healthy. When he is done fighting he will simply stop.