The one

[meme-theft]

Shook

[lazyyogi]

A thought is harmless unless we believe it. It’s not our thoughts, but our attachment to our thoughts, that causes suffering. Attaching to a thought means believing that it’s true, without inquiring. A belief is a thought that we’ve been attaching to, often for years.

Byron Katie (via lazyyogi)

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[n0tive-deactivated20180829]

Have you ever looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing or eating and just smile bc you like them so much

[blck-xcvi]

[followyourbliss973]

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[dailypsychologyfacts]

[did-you-know]

Polar bears clean their fur by face-planting into the snow and rubbing their bodies against the ground while pushing themselves along with their back legs. They obsess over being clean and dry because matted, dirty, wet fur is terrible insulation. Source

[sobeitjayt]

Long distance relationships wouldnt have to exist if scientist would stop bullshitin and focus on how to make teleportation a thing 

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[nevver]

[justbeingjess-deactivated201802]

LMFAO

[mayahan]

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

[spicy-season]

So creative

[pokeballssohard]

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

[pokeballssohard]

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[surprisebitch]

yes they do especially if you got friends in I.T.

[keeyawnuh]

Don’t say I’m “ugly” when you know it’s not true.

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

But it is true

[keeyawnuh]

You’re not my type kthanks.

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

But you commented “#destroy my throat” on my pics

[7mangoes]

[90svigilante-deactivated2018022]

😂😂😂😂 this why I keep my thoughts to myself won’t get more than this “👀” outta me

[petty-labelle]

Yikes™

[midnightsinatra]

[gunzonyatmblr]

lmaoooooooo fawk

[emmalyyx-deactivated20170711]

Fam she came with the screenshot 😭

[baetology]

No freakin way lmaooooo

[tittysprainkles-deactivated2018]

[goldnpoc]

dayum

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

[did-you-know]

Couples who cuddle tend to be happier and often have a deeper connection than those who don’t. Source Source 2