Ayy... so, hockey

[hawkey-is-life]

These babies are for sale! Four girls left and ready to go for $25 each. Also a rescue litter that will be ready in six weeks. #rescue #babyratsforsale #petratsofinstagram #iloverats

[hawkey-is-life]

Just now I was sitting and looking tired as shit (and being tired as shit for that matter). So my dad asks me if I’m tired, to which I respond “no... yes... both... all”. Let’s just say yeah, I am tired.

[hawkey-is-life]

Everyone is supposed to close the laundry room door to keep the cats out, but no one ever does so I just...

[hawkey-is-life]

me: I’m a princess, too ladylike for you *dons crown*

also me: the fuck, bitch back up I will stab you... these hoes out here can’t tell the difference between your and you’re but acting like they know shit

[lolfactory]

Lately the bird food has been disappearing from the container inexplicably. We just found the culprit.

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[this funny picture via lolsnaps]

[animal-factbook]

[aieki-deactivated20111126-deact]

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

[hawkey-is-life]

Ever get so mad that your brain spews out this string of profanities mixed with violent acts you never thought existed? Like “I will beat them to a fucking pulp, piss on their sofa, and light their house on fire all while ramming a fire poker so far up their ass that they won’t know what end is what”.

Cuz me too. Me too.

[-kokoro]

[dontknowchev]

What a waste of space.

[the-lady-of-mirkwood-blog]

did you just

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

YYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hawkey-is-life]

I wonder how many times, way back when allergies weren’t a thing, a person ate something, died from anaphylactic shock, and people ruled that they were poisoned. And I wonder how many times someone got falsely blamed for it.

Just imagine... a person eats a grape in ancient Egypt and the person next to them gets blamed for murder.

[hawkey-is-life]

If you think I will buy something just because it has my team’s logo on it...

Then you are correct, take my money.

[hawkey-is-life]

I have a rant to go on... Everyone does not like the same things, obviously. We all have different interests and hobbies. Someone may clearly enjoy something (let’s say painting), and you may clearly not. The mature thing to do is ignore that the person who likes painting is talking about how much they like it. Don’t be a child and say dumb shit like “painting is sooo boring, it could stab myself in the eye”. Like damn, okay, so you don’t like painting. Rather dislike it, actually. Why not try to be a decent human being and let said person like their interests in peace??? Don’t tell me how much you dislike it just for the sake of saying it. If I ask you, that’s a different story. But if I didn’t ask you jack shit about whether or not you like it, you’re simply being an ass. Thank you, and goodnight.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hawkey-is-life]

If I was given the choice between Sam Pepper and Onision, I’d definitely off Onision.

[wannajoke]

[hawkey-is-life]

let’s phase it out

[hawkey-is-life]

Ok, but one time I went with my mom to the chiropractor and he was talking about how he wanted to become a handyman once and I just went “well, you are pretty HANDy” and laughed so hard at my own joke I hate myself

[guinifiku]

dude did u know if u watch porn on pornhub throughout february they’re gonna be donating money to a nonprofit to save the whales lmao

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

i have to reblog this again to add that i looked this up and found this gem in the article explaining it:

“We’re now asking our community to turn their attention to—and help save—a different type of blowhole”