Howdy there, pardner!

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

#couldn't be me #luckily it was a bot match cause I was testing a deck so I didn't embarrass myself in front of another actual human but still #mtg #mtg arena #magic the gathering

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@pukicho pregnant bc he didn’t wish my gf a happy vacation!!!🤬🤬🤬

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This has to be considered some form of bullying

mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

Imagine being in this board state and still losing the game cause you forgot about your own card effect and milled out

ADDERALL REFILL DAYYY EEEE

Guess what today is...

GUESS WHAT TODAY ISSSSS

despite everything, it is adderall refill day girls

5 months into 2026, we've laughed we've cried, we've made it to adderall refill day

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Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

She is up there right now and she is lonely

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Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

April (Monster Prom)

Voting ended onApr 29

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Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Lego Joker (The Lego Batman Movie)

Voting ended onApr 29

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Nikola Orsinov (The Magnus Archives)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onApr 29

Nikola art is by @wreegis

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Semifinals

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

April (Monster Prom)

Voting ended onApr 29

#vote for Bettel

#not to be biased but ... vote Bettel in the semifinals (and finals if he makes it)#Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest

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‼️BRO IS BECOMING NIAGARA FALLS 😭‼️

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Bro's a distant relative of Izuku Midoriya.

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“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”

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let’s get snuggly with mama