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[stokesandoates]

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

Oh Jesus. This is the most true thing ever.

[secretsbest]

[ignitiondorks]

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

[theodorepython]

HES BREAD JIM

[moneyghosts]

JESUS CRUST

[vampandvisiongirl]

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

Hold up, I'll be at the funeral in a Jif.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

One Halloween...

Okay so

It was Halloween in Napa

I was four

My dad had apparently “cheated” on my mom (though even if that IS what he did I don’t blame him)

So

My mother got pissed and told him that the only way to make it up to her was to dress up and go trick or treating with the entire family as the Tooth Fairy on Halloween and we still have pictures and I still remember it and I just wish I had been old enough to understand how hilarious that was.

[academixs]

Operation Croatoan has now officially started.

I wrote the first CROATOAN on a picnic table in some park. The second one was on a table at an ice cream place where the tables were made of chalkboard so you could write on them if you wanted to.

It’s starting.

[academixs]

It’s the year. Time to bring this back.

Operation Croatoan needs to go big this year.

[reclusiveq]

Time for a visit top the local froyos. They have walls you can write on.

[castielismycherrypie]

the operation has begun

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

This is it, the apocalypse.

its fun to stay at the

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[vvikipeidia]

DONT CLICK C

[castielismycherrypie]

I CLICKED C AND I DON’T REGRET IT

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

I CLICKED C AND I'M SCARED.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

So a while back I was playing a game with my friend Bailey in PE because we didn't want to play Sharks And Minnows

This girl Julia was also playing with us.

So I said “Nigga"

And Julia goes “Black"

And Bailey goes “Dumplings"

And I go “Chinese"

And Bailey goes “Can't drive"

And I have no idea why but that was like the funniest thing that happened that year because we just started laughing like hyenas and I don't know why I'm sharing my incredible oddness on this site.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

I saw this a while back and I still think she's the best pink-haired anime character in existence.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

So, I was watching Supernatural the other day, with my mom, and this black dude comes up to the desk at a gun store and asks for a gun, and the bullets, then shoots the guy, then shoots himself. At the exact same time, we both screamed, “THAT'S RACIST!!!" and continued watching like absolutely nothing happened and then like five minutes later we both burst out laughing. But I don't know, maybe she ate something odd during the pregnancy.

[i-know-you-know-i]

Today at Christmas lunch

Aunt: so are you seeing anyone at the moment?

Me: yeah, actually. 

Aunt: awww! who is he? whats his name? what is his job?

Me: umm… a florist

Douchey cousin: a florist? ha! he’s probably gay

Me: Yeah. she is 

And that’s how i came out to my entire extended family at once

[castielismycherrypie]

Applause 

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

Amazing.

[knives-are-my-best-friend-deact]

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

OMF YES THANK YOU.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

I want to be able to just be home alone. I want to be able to just be completely by myself, except for one two people. My best friend, and my boyfriend. That is ALL I want for Christmas.

[threadear]

It is so incredible and amazing to be able to read literally hundreds of different versions of the same characters falling in love for the first time.

Another huge thanks to the many talented and dedicated  fan-fiction writers out there.

[devildoll]

YES

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

That's what fan fiction is all about, my people.

[askboxmemes]

Invade my privacy. Do it.

Purple: 10 facts about my room

Blue: 9 facts about my family

Green: 8 facts about appearance

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

Pink: 4 facts about my parents

White: 3 facts about my personality

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

Hahahaha

[supermerwholocked2893]

[fndungeonmom]

haha this is fun- why did i reblog this?

[vampiregerards]

THIS IS GENI-

what is this site

[castielismycherrypie]

SHHHHHHHH DONT TALK ABOUT NOTHING

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

Dean can I marry you?

[nicolasfury]

[madmaxwithabox]

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

[xaldien]

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

[yobrohowsitgo]

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

Well.

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

How dare you, Castiel?

[hawkeyebadasssniper]

This is Pepper, my bunny. She is My other rabbit, Roy Mustang's baby.