I DON'T have "Daddy Issues", kid.

 The name's Barton, but everyone calls me Hawkeye. I'm about eighteen, I led the Scavengers from the time I was about twelve... AND I helped kick Ultron's ass for good. Now it's cleanup time... or it was. Torun and I were on our way back from clearing out a cell of leftover Ultrabots when a blast had me crashing through a window... into a livingroom in the past that belongs to my Dad, if he'd never become an Avenger. I had to get back home, my Team needed me. But it was kinda nice to see him again. I never really got to say goodbye. When I went home, Torun kissed me goodbye. Told me to try living life for a change instead of fighting for it. The clean up was done by the time I got home, and. . . Everyone had moved on. Even my goddess girlfriend. So I came back to live with the man who could have been my father - and let me tell ya something. Finding my feet here is the hardest thing I've ever done. ((Mun and muse of age))((FC: Ulrik Munther Adrian Petriw Bradley James)) Headcanons THIS BLOG IS ON SEMI-HIATUS BECAUSE OF COMPUTER TROUBLE - WILL PLAY - WILL BE GLACIAL --Also only recently become multiverse/ship - working on the kinks, cleaner about to happen. soon. probably-- - Mun can reliably be reached at my-name-is-not-agent

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I dunno how to search tags anymore, but has everyone seen these yet?

omg they’re so adorable!  Lookit my babies as teenagers!  

From the new Avengers Academy mobile game coming next year: http://marvel.com/news/video_games/25406/enroll_in_marvel_avengers_academy

Someone come squee with me about the character designs and the fact that Marvel is literally making a High School AU game!

[hawkeyepunch]

tigrcss:

                                       i suppose it’s a                                     FAMILY      TRAIT                             everything we love, we turn to                                        A          S          H

[shieldshawk]

*leaves an arrow with a Tolkien map wrapped around it somewhere for Dad to find and skulks off before he can be caught being sentimental*

-beams when he finds it and thinks warm happy thoughts-

[shieldshawk]

Bud, it’s got nothin’ at all ta do with bein’ short, everything ta do with bein my kid.

[hawkeyepunch]

I dunno, Dad.  “Tiny One”.  Really?

[shieldshawk]

Sush. I’m allowed ta call ya’ll stupid cutesy endearments every so often. M’your dad.

[hawkeyepunch]

and to think, I thought you were kidding when you said one of your jobs was to embarrass us kids....

[shieldshawk]

Bud, it’s got nothin’ at all ta do with bein’ short, everything ta do with bein my kid.

[hawkeyepunch]

I dunno, Dad.  “Tiny One”.  Really?

[shieldshawk]

Headcanon times!

So when Coop, Lila, and Nate all get a bit older, and less tiny child, Clint asks each of them if they’d like to be like their dad, and be agents, or if they’d like to do something else, no judgement, no ‘but you should totally be an agent’ kinda thing, just whatever they wanna do, Clint will support them in. Overwhelmingly, they all wanna be agents. And they all wanna be Hawkeye. Clint explains about Aunty Kate, and how they’re Hawkeye Squared. It can totally be Hawkeye to the fifth, if they’re ok with that. The name does not discriminate. But the love of eye-searing purple is a must.

[hawkeyepunch]

# FRANCIS BARTON GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND LEMME LOVE YOU. # YOU ARE A TINY ONE TOO

Dammit, I’m not THAT Short!

[hawkeyepunch]

// Sort of back. and decided to make this multiverse instead of single verse for good. Makes life easier. hello.

[hawkeyepunch]

To the Zoo!

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She giggled and nodded her head, letting him lead the way. “What else should we do?”

[hawkeyepunch]

"Before or after we sneak in to play with the baby elephants?" he asked.  "Remember, I've never been here before."

[sonofasymbol]

1. your greyfaces are terrifying. 2. did you jump timelines like accident, too? 3. No actually I'm done. your greyfaces are terrifying.

"Just be glad they’re not saying all this stuff to you—wait, timeline jumping? Did that weird vortex-thing get you too?" 

[sonofasymbol]

“If the others are here. It’s worth a shot, but…what if we don’t find them? They—might not have made it over like we did.” 

[hawkeyepunch]

"Then they're still back home doing what we're not, right now."

"My bet? They're doing all kinds of damage control, or whatever, and we should look at this as splitting up to get the job done."  He looked at James a long moment.  "So, we get the job done.  How do I keep letting you turn this conversation serious?"

[hawkeyepunch]

To the Zoo!

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She nuzzled his chest for a second before smiling at his question, “I don’t know. I know they’ll let us feed the giraffes though.” She told him. “But we should see. Maybe even try to pet them!” She loved Elephants so much. It wasn’t a secret. 

[hawkeyepunch]

"Let's do it," Francis grinned, finding a map and then heading straight for 'little africa'

[hawkeyepunch]

To the Zoo!

[askdarcyelizabethlewis-blog]

Darcy loved the zoo. It was filled with amazing animals. And baby elephants. She loved baby elephants. She loved any animal that was a baby, honestly. She just loved animals in general. She walked around with Denis, Skylar, baby Skye, and Francis with a smile on her face. She was happy to just be with them, but being with them at the zoo just made her feel like everything was okay. It was weird, but she didn’t question it. She’d have to thank Clint a million times over for sending them. 

She leaned into her boyfriend after they had all split up and smiled at him, “Elephants?”

[hawkeyepunch]

"Sure," he replied, giving her a smile and keeping an arm tucked around her.  He didn't say that he was pretty sure Denis was going to try and get into the wolves pen, and figured Sky could probably handle it.

"You think they'll let us feed 'em?" he wondered, which was a thought he had about anything they'd visited after the petting zoo.  Unlike the others, he hadn't really had a normal childhood - this was ALL new to him.

[sonofasymbol]

1. your greyfaces are terrifying. 2. did you jump timelines like accident, too? 3. No actually I'm done. your greyfaces are terrifying.

"Just be glad they’re not saying all this stuff to you—wait, timeline jumping? Did that weird vortex-thing get you too?" 

[sonofasymbol]

  "Fine, if you really don’t want to talk about it."

"As far as I know, it’s just me—and you apparently.”

He still didn’t understand how he’d gotten here, but there was no way he wasn’t going to try and find out. James had friends to find, and he wouldn’t stop until he did. 

[hawkeyepunch]

"Evidently."

"Figures it's us who gotta-" he shifted gears.  "Hey, I bet we could hack into a database and get a facial recog going to find out if the others are here."

[hawkeyepunch]

slowed down gangnam style

[askdarcyelizabethlewis-blog]

She kissed him back, her hands running up and down his chest a few times. “Mmm.” 

[hawkeyepunch]

Francis grinned, dancing with her slightly less crazily, kinda forgetting that they're sharing an apartment with her brother, and their 'landlord' could wander in at any point.

[hawkeyepunch]

To the Zoo!

Denis went with Skylar and baby Skye off to look at the monkeys and wolves, (ostensibly to give Francis and Darcy a bit of alone time before they could all meet up again for a late lunch).

That morning had been... weird.  Clint had come knocking on the door of their apartment, before letting himself in, and saying something about how he just found out it was Phil's birthday, and they needed to go somewhere because he couldn't think of a present.  Apparently Sky agreed that them all going off premesis was for the best for everyone - something Francis wasn't willing to look at too closely - and it was only another hour before the five of them were at the Zoo.  They stuck together for a little while... and now they'd split up a bit.

Francis slid his arm around Darcy's waist and looked down at her with a grin.  "Where to, Gorgeous?"

[hawkeyepunch]

slowed down gangnam style

[askdarcyelizabethlewis-blog]

Darcy smirked, “Depends on what you’re shooting, dear.” She couldn’t help it. She let him spin her then made herself land with her hands on his chest. “Love you.” 

[hawkeyepunch]

Francis smiled, leaned down, and kissed her, holding her close.

[hawkeyepunch]

slowed down gangnam style

[askdarcyelizabethlewis-blog]

  She laughed again and mouthed the words along with him. “Everything is inappropriate if you try hard enough.” 

[hawkeyepunch]

"I could say .... shooting practice and I bet you'd find a way to make it inappropriate,"  he laughed and spun her around again.

[hawkeyepunch]

slowed down gangnam style

[askdarcyelizabethlewis-blog]

She giggled and shook her head as she let him lead her in his horrid dance. “Are you going to sing this before we go to bed too?” She laughed. 

[hawkeyepunch]

"No, that would be inappropriate," he replied solemnly, swinging her around a little with a laugh. "Heyyyyy sexy laydeeee.'