Dracule Mihawk

The world's greatest swordsman Not a Vampire. I. DO. NOT. BONE. I AM NOT A FATHER. I DO NOT LAY EGGS. I CAN DO MATH.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

You know who I am.

I'm only doing this to stave off boredom.

TAGS:

ASKS: #🗡Riposte🗡

POSTS: #🗡Cutting Remarks🗡

OOC: #🗡Moss Moment🗡

REBLOGS: #🗡Armoury🗡

ART: #🖌Moss Doodle 🖌

RULES:

1: No outright NSFW. Suggestive jokes are fine (within reason). Mod and Mihawk are adults so expect posts with adult topics. I will try to tag everything accordingly but let me know if I miss something.

2: I'm here for fun and to be silly, so let's please try to keep it light-hearted! If you want to do serious RP then shoot me a lil message to ask first.

3: Genuinely didnt think I'd ever have to write this in the rules but please do not make pregnancy jokes about Mihawk. Mod is just generally uncomfy with it due to them HCing Mihawk as Trans. Only a few Moots are exempt from this. (egg jokes are fine for now.)

4: I am ok with shipping! Including OCxCanon and ESPECIALLY rarepairs and crackships. Aslong as both characters are adults and not relatives, go nuts! (just dm me about it first)

5: Mod will be using shittly translated spanish. This isn't even a rule I'm just letting you know that ✨️I'm trying my best✨️

6: AI users/"artists" DNI :]

7: I won't tolerate bigotry in any shape or form. IDC if its 'just a joke' to you.

8: Please DNI with any post tagged suggestive if you are a minor. This is for everyone's safety.

// OOC //

You can call me Moss! Any pronouns for me are fine! Pronouns for Mihawk are He/Him.

Every OOC post I make will be in this fuckass green text to make it easy enough to spot. ✨️ I love green✨️

Will do my best to be canon compliant, but Mihawk is also very susceptible to my HCs (*cough* spanish *cough* transmasc *cough* catholic *cough* vaugely autistic *cough*)

To be completely honest I am just going to be doing whatever I find funniest while trying to stay in character.

Currently on the Marineford Arc of the Anime but I am actively keeping up with the Manga and know pretty much all major spoilers.

Dividers are by the wonderful porcelaincatx :]

[hauntanelle]

holy shit i love grieving things before they’re gone

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

If Zoro becomes the strongest swordsman one day, do you retire or just become the world's strongest retired swordsman?

If Roronoa takes the title of the world's strongest swordsman, it will have been done by killing me. So neither.

.... Though I suppose you can count death as a form of retirement.

[zoro-offical]

...not...necessarily

i just have to beat you. you beat me at baratie without killing me. i don't see why i can't take your title by doing the same.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

[......]

That was different. You had promise, things you had and have yet to achieve. I achieved everything I set out to do years ago.

If you do manage to beat me. There is no reason to spare me Roronoa.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

….If I say that I have trouble with sleeping will I get your special asmr too :33

If not then… what will I get instead???????

Why do so many of you wish to be beaten unconscious? What is the appeal?

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

Two thumbs WAY up for getting beaten to death by mihawk for a good nights sleep. I did wake up at one point because I had a charley horse in both of my calves but I think that was a me issue and not representative of the service at large. 4 1/2 stars, will be returning

Only 4 1/2 stars? Whatever. It doesn't matter. I don't care. Let's not make this an regular thing. I have no desire to be a service for you people.

... where did I lose half a star?

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

// a question that just is not leaving me.... since you wrote that Mihawk would enjoy Stardew Valley....

Which of the maps would he love playing on the most? Since there came a lot ones over time//

// OHOHO! I feel like he would normally stick with the standard map as it has the most tillable tiles and he is definetly the kind of player to focus on optimising the layout of his farm, but I can also see him liking the wilderness map for the combat and the overall aesthetic. He'd like the lakes. //

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

Mihawk, I had a dream you were bald. Idk why or whatever that means, but I think you should consider a new haircut 😃

Never. Going. To. Happen.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

So aren't you basically just emo Zoro from the future?💀

[Long inhale]

Vale, para empezar, no soy emo, mi estilo es gótico. Infórmate bien. En segundo lugar, espero sinceramente que el futuro de Roronoa pinte mejor que esto. Y en tercer lugar, te doy cinco minutos de ventaja. Corre.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

If Zoro and you switched bodies, would you finally understand why he gets lost?

I believe the complete absence of a sesne of direction in Roronoa is more of a mental issue rather than a physical one. A body swap would do very little to deepen my understanding of it.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

If Zoro becomes the strongest swordsman one day, do you retire or just become the world's strongest retired swordsman?

If Roronoa takes the title of the world's strongest swordsman, it will have been done by killing me. So neither.

.... Though I suppose you can count death as a form of retirement.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

Are you actually scary or do you just stand there dramatically until people get intimidated?

Do you really want to find out?

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

I seem to remember you promising to kill an anon for the 8 hours at night every night to help with a sleep schedule. Here I am to cash that in. Please sir. please.

[sigh]

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

I'm a genius. Crocodile/bananawani leather tail, hypermotion capable cut obviously, BUT ☝ the center is hollow so Sir Croco can add his sand and actually control the tail 👀👁👁

Foam & stuffing may or may not be included for padding/stability/comfort's sake & reducing the amount of extra sand Sir Crocodile will have to focus on

..... ✍️ hollow ✍️ center.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

What does Yoru think of Firestorm's Cerberus? Just to cover our bases

She is using less.. vulgar language when expressing her opinion on it. That is progress. I think.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

The reasons are absolutely innocent! I just think you (and possibly Buggy, he hasn't answered my ask yet) could theoretically possibly maybe–

...make Sir Crocodile a plush/fursuit crocodilian tail? As a Cross Guild anniversary gift?

~🧸 [bear with me (i have a bear with me) /ref]

.... that.

[Hmmm.]

Well if we were to do such a thing, I believe he'd prefer actual crocodile leather to be used rather than a plush fabric. I suppose I could learn how to-

[Ahem]

Thank you for the suggestion.

[signore-coccodrillo]

whaaaaaaats a fursuit . whats a fursuit, mihawk

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

It's- remember when the clown explained fursonas to you? It's a costume of someones fursona.

... though I think in this case it would be more of a scalesuit.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

Damn. People really wanna fuck with Your, huh big bro?

-@marshall-official

Minor spelling mistake. Everyone point and laugh at them.

[hawkeyes-mihawk]

Would Yoru like some of my blood? ‘:3

-🐱🍮

[looonnngggggg sigh]

Yes. But you are going to weird about it and I don't. Want to deal with that.