this looks bad.

i'm an orphan raised by carnies, fighting with a stick and a string from the paleolithic era. . .

[hawkgcy]

ofrichkids:

“Well – before sign I took French and that was hell on earth. Hm. Interesting. It’s nice to meet you, by the way. What’s your name?? I would hate to refer to you as ‘that one deaf guy who called me ugly’ when I’m talking shit about you, you know.”

“Oh yeah, it’s a helluva lot classier when you mention someone by name when you’re talkin’ shit. It’s dickhead etiquette, right? -- I’m Clint. What’s your name? I’d hate to just refer to you with the sign for dick.”

[hawkgcy]

“tell me something i don’t already know, hawyeke.” a sigh of fond exasperation escapes and she shakes her head, “see?? this is why everyone should listen when i suggest portable phone chargers. they work wonders.”

“i also hate you?? has that one come up yet?” for a moment, he considers pouting, but after careful consideration decides a childish look and a frown will suffice instead. “yeah, yeah. ‘portable phone chargers’ says technophobe of the year 1932.” he grins, placing the speaker in his ear, and the instrument behind. 

[hawkgcy]

*glares pointedly at my law essay due tomorrow*

excuse me why did you not write yourself while i was answering those asks, hm?? i expected more of you

[hawkgcy]

"I see how it is, Barton. Don't consider me a friend. See if I invite you to my Christmas party, then!"

“Oh yeah? Like last time you ‘INVITED’ me to a Christmas party and it got ‘lost in the mail’??”

[hawkgcy]

(・∀・ )

(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time.

most of the time his emotional state is just p chill?? i mean it doesn’t take a lot AT ALL change his emotional state (even though he hides it because hello. poker face king (not)) he tries to be as carefree as possible because he knows what happens if he’s not and that. . . that was not a fun time.

[hawkgcy]

(´；Д；｀), ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character.

members of the avengers being hurt. kate being hurt. people being hurt in general really, he hates seeing people in pain. totally would just cuddle them forever if he could. pet their hair. reassure.

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh.

a lot of things. clint is a child tbh. the lamest jokes ever will most likely crack him up, but serious long-winded jokes are just like . . gimme.

[hawkgcy]

(;╹⌓╹), †, (≧∇≦),

(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character.

so many things!! he’s a baby. okay, no, but there are quite a few things. it’s not so much ‘scared’ but he really hates the thought of ultimately ending up alone, or that he will eventually just succumb to something and become a really, really bad person. a villain, so to speak. 

† = How the character feels about murder.

murder is not ok, there are a few very specific circumstances where he’ll kind of let it slide but inwardly it seriously gnaws away at him because people aren’t supposed to kill each other, y’know?? he has killed people in the past but, he still hates that he has.

(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy.

coffee. pizza. lucky. kate. sleep. nat. ‘nuff said. also awesome modified arrows, they’re fun.

[hawkgcy]

♥ ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (type of person, etc.)

he loves romantic/sexual relationships, but given how crappy he is at keeping them up, friendships totally win. as for the type of person - nice is a good start, if they can’t make him laugh they’re out tbh. also being able to hold their own in a fight. totally awesome.

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make.

kate and nat are his best friends in the whole damn world, ok?? touch either of them you die. or get punched, or an arrow through somewhere. it depends. i guess he’d kind of like to make friends with the rest of the avengers, obviously they are friends but it’s a bit hostile sometimes so he’d like for them to just be able to chill when it’s not a planned party or something stupid?? and pietro. cause man that was not ok. 

[hawkgcy]

æ

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn).

clint would learn to love a ton of languages - he knows bits of a few here and there, some Russian because Nat decided he needed to know some, and obviously ASL. ASL is probably his favourite because he and Nat often enjoy some real subtle shittalking across the boardroom or wherever it’s really not suitable to be doing so, really.

[deceptive-fox]

Headcanons list! (Add more if you wish)

[hawkgcy]

thatgirltris:

deceptive-fox:

½ = How the character feels about people taller or shorter than them

± = The character and what they think about math

† = How the character feels about murder

@ = How the character appears online

¥ = How the character handles money or spends it

° = The character’s temperature preferences 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

↔ = The character’s ability to read directions

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (type of person, etc.)

zzz= What time the character enjoys sleep or being awake

☂ = Weather the character enjoys

♪ = What music the character likes

( =①ω①=) = What animals the character likes and if they have a pet/pets

(・∀・ ) = The character’s emotional state most of the time

☆～（ゝ。∂）= How the character greets people

⊙﹏☉ = What flusters the character

(≧∇≦) = What makes the character happy

(/□＼*)・゜ = What makes the character blush

(;╹⌓╹) = What scares the character

（；へ：） = What makes the character cry

(´ q ` ” ) = The character’s “guilty” pleasure

（・□・；） = What makes the character uncomfortable

(*^◇^)_旦 = What the character likes to eat and drink

｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ = What makes the character laugh

(´；Д；｀) = What worries the character

(⑅ ‘﹃’ ) = What the character daydreams or thinks about

( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ ) = Friends the character has or would like to make

[hawkgcy]

Who is your favorite hero/ine?

“hawkeye, duh. kate futzin’ bishop.”

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clint barton being thrown into a dumpster only to find out that he is not the only one in that dumpster 

matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster

[ahsokafano]

#’hey buddy get the fuck outta my dumpster’ #’what i cant hear you im deaf do you know sign language’ #’im bLIND’

[nyindra]

lets do an honesty hour ask me anything

[hawkgcy]

———“kinda sucks having those struggles in this place, huh? guess there’s NOTHING but darkness here. which makes the entire situation even more morbid to me. is that a compliment, i hear?”

“it does, yanno. think they should get their shit together and fix all this. . . .hmm. maybe. depends how you interpret it, i guess~.”

[hawkgcy]

ofrichkids:

“I – took sign language in, like, high school. The only thing I remember is the alphabet and the sign for dog. Were you born deaf??”

“Oh, sweet!! Yeah, I took Spanish and yeah. . . I got nothing from that. Languages in high school are pretty much pointless. . . Sign for dog is important though, I freakin’ love dogs. . . Nah, it happened when i was a kid, though. Kind of got worse ‘cause of a few things over time.”

[hawkgcy]

———“can’t see in the dark then either? ‘cause i am technically BLIND once the lights are out, not gonna lie. eh, my face is.. something but not great. thank you, nevertheless.”

“glad to know i’m not alone in the whole not able to see in the dark thing, honestly. seriously?? your face is great; and i’ll fight you on it.”

[hawkgcy]

“honestly, what would you do without me??” she reaches into one of the many pockets in her pants and tosses him a spare set of aids. “use your phone as a light!!”

“you . . .are the literal best, kitty kate.” he grins brightly; almost losing his balance as he catches the aids. “it’s dead!! otherwise i would’ve.”