The Zodiac Signs as M*A*S*H Characters
Aries: Hawkeye. Creative and intelligent, but impulsive and quick to anger. He's a brilliant doctor, but if you annoy him, he'll do something weird like drop garbage on your Jeep or blow up some tongue depressors.
Scorpio: Trapper. Confident, cool and focussed, but occasionally argumentative. May react to a challenge by punching it.
Virgo: BJ. Charming, intuitive and analytical. Requires regular contact with Mrs. Virgo or may get upset and destroy the still.
Leo: Margaret. Powerful, opinionated and a natural leader. Sometimes a little bossy, and guarded with emotions, but opens up when faced with loud noises and puppies.
Capricorn: Frank. Likes order, practicality and systematic approaches. Criticism may result in running away from home or crying. Rigorous application of military efficiency and saluting should aid any depressive phases.
Libra: Henry. Tries to be the voice of reason and maintain balance in the camp but fails. Do not ask him to make a decision. Ever.
Taurus: Potter. A stubborn old war horse and a good listener.
Cancer: Charles. Traditional, solitary, and enjoys quiet domesticity and tranquillity. In the absence of any of these things, Mozart will suffice.
Gemini: Klinger. The very picture of duality. Khaki by day, chiffon by night. Charismatic and inventive, especially when there's a Section 8 up for grabs.
Aquarius: Radar. Quiet, unorthodox and surprisingly clever when he sets his mind to it. A great humanitarian, especially when non-humans are concerned.
Pisces: Mulcahy. Also quiet, but highly intelligent, but occasionally gullible. Passionately devoted to good causes - just ask the orphans.
Sagittarius: Sidney Freedman. Focussed, philosophical and intense. Results-driven, and reacts to failure with an intense need to do better next time.
(Reference material was www.whats-your-sign.com for I know nothing about star signs. I also think I took this too literally.)
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