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May 22, 2015 at 09:55AM

'The suspects were not armed, but officer told dispatchers that he was assaulted with a skateboard.' Assaulted With a Skateboard is a band name waiting to happen.

'The suspects were not armed, but officer told dispatchers that he was assaulted with a skateboard.' Assaulted With a Skateboard is a band name waiting to happen. From the link: OLYMPIA, Wash. — A police officer shot two black men Thursday who tried to steal beer from a grocery store, prompting protests in front of City Hall.

May 22, 2015 at 09:51AM

IP tollery: Now available in a convenient direct-to-consumer model.

IP tollery: Now available in a convenient direct-to-consumer model. From the link: If you're a Google Fiber user and are suspected of downloading illegal content, you may find automatic demands for money in the post.

May 19, 2015 at 05:18PM

Waco... not even once.

At least the kid was properly socialized. From the link: The principal and superintendent of Sawyer School has been charged with human trafficking and two other felonies.

May 17, 2015 at 12:17PM

At least the kid was properly socialized.

May 17, 2015 at 02:52AM

Mad Max: too much talking and story and stuff. Otherwise a work of art.

May 16, 2015 at 05:51PM

Ayahuasca. Side effects: statism.

May 15, 2015 at 09:21PM

Chaos is my superhero.

Chaos is my superhero. From the link: I’ve been seeing a lot of articles lately with headlines like “Why Heath Ledger’s Joker Will Never Be Matched”. I was going to do a take down of that for several reasons; he’s largely a product of a post-9/11 world that will eventually move on from that mindset, The Arkham...

May 15, 2015 at 12:54PM

A reminder for the elderly people in your life. Keep the Life Alert nearby. #HelpIveFallen

A reminder for the elderly people in your life. Keep the Life Alert nearby. #HelpIveFallen From the link: U2's The Edge Falls Off Stage During U2 Concert And It's Hilarious, Unfortunately... But He's Okay! (Y) [via rock archives YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rta9CHp7bEE]

May 15, 2015 at 12:37AM

When it's 12:30 and you are brewing coffee because you discovered Halt and Catch Fire. #allnighter

May 14, 2015 at 12:25PM

"Can we increase the server to 200 GB RAM?" -_- I have a better idea... why don't we just up the power to 1.21 Jigowatts.

May 13, 2015 at 09:16PM

DMCA is the final solution to the freedom question. Intellectual "property" is cancer.

May 13, 2015 at 01:25AM

Give that man some tea!

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