[digimoncodex]

Happy Odaiba Day!

Digimon Adventure Beyond crowdfunding booklet I'd like to start off by saying I am not doing this with malicious intent. I firmly believe all artists and crafters should have the resources accessible to them in order to create. It's watermarked so one person is blamed for sharing this, please don't remove it.

[hay-its-squi]

Kyoko and Ami on the car, “so high school” starts playing

Ami: *giggles*

Kyoko: what?

Ami: the song

Kyoko: what about it?

Ami: I just thought that we could change the lyrics to “I know how to brawl, she knows Aristotle”

Kyoko: …

Ami: 🤣🤣🤣

[raccrows]

boyfriend dump

[lieserli]

Have we met somewhere before? I feel like I've forgotten something…something important.

[newarkwilder]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

[roxy-ellen]

Can't believe the coffee shop this person goes to hired kuremi kyoko

[hay-its-squi]

Guess who’s back because twitter went full fascist mode? Yep, that’s me.

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[momo-de-avis]

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

[momo-de-avis]

It’s that time of the year again

[pinky4daddy]

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm [phone] WhatsApp

[momo-de-avis]

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

[queersunflowers]

wlw and mlm solidarity

[theunstablejester]

[slutaylorsversion]

🧡💜🧡💜

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Especially when we were given so many of them!

- passed on

- no more

- ceased to be

- expired

- gone to meet his maker

- stiff

- bereft of life

- rests in peace

- pushing up daisies

- his metabolic processes are now history

- off the twig

- kicked the bucket

- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil

- run down the curtain

- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible

- this is an EX-PARROT

[angst-and-fajitas]

[liberalsarecool]

#LateStageCapitalism

[lady-writes]

[kosmogrl]

must be nice to be able to let things go, unfortunately everything that has ever happened to me never leaves my mind

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[lovestory]

THIS IS SODNFJSKNJKSNFKS

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[thorinobsessed]

I’m in love with this post

[ashstfu]

I am an overly emotional unemotional clingy but distant private person who likes to overshare at any moment and I'm still trying to figure out how that works.